That's It|CheeseBattle
#cheesebattle D and Nic, Ha. What a show, I say, you two, You have to go. I have Nic hostage, Hear me D.
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Wakey Wakey| Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle Guys seriously, hauwl your whisht I'm only wakened, posh pash pish. Just got round to reading your dodgy threats My front door's titanium, how'd you like that.
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Here We Go Again... | Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle Dear Daring D and Nic Best wake up pretty quick There is bedhair Bloody everywhere We haven't missed a trick Good morning and god bless Haha.
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Ticking | Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle What is that sound that I can hear It's a ticking but I needn't fear Oh Nic, you threw out bombs with glee But you're dealing with BedHairLee While you weren't looking, I lobbed it...
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Flying| Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle Don't you remember. I upgraded the car So it can soar so far, so far A magnetic shield I will deploy This thing ain't no Happy Meal toy. Repel your arrows, run for cover.
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Aston, my arse...| Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle Daring D you won't get far I buggered the gears in your car There's nothing worse Than stuck in first So slow, like driving thru tar.
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Round Six (i think) | Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle Nuclear eggs are everywhere Ha. No match for my bedhair Here D have your knickers back They disappeared right up my crack Give 'em a wash if I were you Oh my god they smell of poo.
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Round Three|Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle Who's that at the door. Adopting a heroic stance. Seeking squirrel retribution In their shiny hero pants. Ha. Dynamic Duo Ready for funny stares.
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Round Three|CheeseBattle
#cheesebattle. Well Delilah,. With your car,. And chicken eggs,. You shant get far,. I have a few tricks up my sleeve,. A super soaker,. Filled with cheese,. Your chickens can't protect you now,.
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Round Two| Cheese Battle
#cheesebattle So what we called the AA To fix the D-Mobile. Did you think Jerome's corpse in the exhaust Would quash our heroic zeal.
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Let The Battle Begin|CheeseBattle
#cheesebattle Lurking in the darkness, Breeding cows for cheese, My newest sidekick on a chair, Combing his hair with.... bees.
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Love Meets Chapter 2
I woke up to wind. I got so hungry, I pulled out a granola bar and got a cup of apple juice. Still thinking about that kiss. I looked at the clock and it was 9 o'clock. I got ready for a morning...
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The Fighting Arena Part:15
I finish my breakfast and walk out the door. My mom doesn't even say goodbye to me. Not even a good luck. I just don't get it. Why do I have to go back into the arena?. It's not fair. I clearly won.
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Quidditch
Solid blocks of gold and scarlet, Fourteen players push off the ground. A roaring crowd of fans, The Quidditch pitch wide and round. Two young boys of Gryffindor, One red-headed and tall.
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Robin's Lies; Scarlet's Truth.
Will Scarlet was a tricky fellow, Often seen as quiet and mellow. Inside however, he was raging, Trying to break through Robin's caging. Sick of being second place, Overshadowed in every case.
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Bad Kittenz.
Little did I know, As I woke up today, I'd learn that a deceiver, Had truly had to pay. I feel like such a fool, For following this 'cat', When really underneath he had The disposition of a rat.
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The Tidy Town
The light breeze swept lazily through the boulevard causing the newly-budded leaves to sway on their branches.
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