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This isn't Instagram. This ain't your twitter feed. Looking for a Facebook fix. Then this ain't what you need. Sure we like a quote or two, But millions. No thanks.
See me in my reliable Honda In trustworthy metallic brown I drive at the optimum speed All through this conservative town 40mph on the country lanes 40mph On the motorway, while changing lanes I...
I'm not sure if I dreamt this but I think I heard somewhere that the plan in the USA to combat gun crime is to put armed police in every school.
*Two naughty words. There was a dude called Jeremy Kyle, Was an angry fellow who rarely smiled, Hosted a talk show on itv, Where you can watch for free, People airing their dirty laundry for a while.
Conspiracy theories were created to cover up the coverups that the conspiracy was created to cover up.
#adventchallenge Looking for Xmas pressies online. Not sure where to get 'em from. Purse strings as tight as a chickens arse. Welcome to Scroogle.com.
I have my Son-in-Law to thank for this one. I hope you all enjoy it. The damn thing about it is although funny, it's also very true.
Dear Jimmy, nice quiff by the way Not sure Opussians agree with all that you say Perhaps the content is not to your taste But there's more to life than writing about your own man paste I read that...
Have you taken a loan from a bank?. Did you pay payment protection insurance that you did not want or need or agree to, did you not bother to read the contract you moron?.
(Rude words) Who among us will take the blame When the talentless search for fifteen minutes of fame Sure, It's nice to be supportive But praise the deluded and something will give.
There's this thing called Facebook I'm not on it all the time But I'm pretty sure it's where you post Silly things that do not rhyme There is also this thing called twitter It works the same...
I'm a terrorist by proxy 'Cos it seems my taxes pay For rabble rousing preachers And their extended stay I work from dawn 'til dusk As quiet as a mouse I don't even earn enough For a five bedroomed...
1: take one fresh aspirational mind, marinate in a mix of 20% unrealistic expectations 50% delusion and 30% arrogance. An overnight marinade works well but for best results, set aside for 20 years.
Are you frustrated at everyday life. Bored with your job. Fed up with your boss. Need to sound off without any comeback. Ronco proudly presents... BOB-O-MATIC.
Fire eating maniacs, Ball juggling fools. Big, fat elephants, Dancing upon stools. A big ring leading idiot, With a great booming voice. Men fired from cannons, Without getting much choice.
#bored #slightlypissed I'm a pretend psychic, I'd pretend to read your palm I'd tell you what you want to hear its wrong but wheres the harm I pretend to see the spirits and pretend to see the...
Does a thousand pound make a poor man rich.
Someone I know came up with this theory. Do not kill me for it, I just thought you would like I hear it: The more time you spend with a girl, the more money you spend in her.
As the Internet expands and becomes more used worldwide, the things it is used for are becoming more petty and stupid along with many of the people using it.
If you can start the day without caffeine,. If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,. If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,.
#truthbeknown Through no fault of my own Other than via my birth a long time ago I claim this country to be mine, now that I've grown Yet I have no land nor do I own my council home Where's the...
#description He was half man half beast, a mystical creature indeed. An exquisite, beauty to behold with the brightest, ice blue, sapphire eyes.
Please join me in proclaiming the Mantra of Monday.
Christmas is looming, folks. "But it's only September!" I hear you cry. But not too long ago you said "but it's only April!" and look what happened to that.