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Well Mr Grey. You are in a book. You can not write. Nor can you cook. You talk quite a lot. About how you make love. But I'll tell you right now. I'm the gift from above. For it is my penis.
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
I read this poem for the first time this morning and I nearly laughed my pollocks off. It's the first poem of 23 in the book "Filthy but Funny" by Lesley Michaels. Check her out.
This is for the geezers.
I'd been seeing this nurse for a few days and we finally got round to going to bed together,as I stripped out of my boxers I said "you must have seen a few of these where you work,how do you rate...
Oh. You hurt me so good. You're Makin me moan and shudder. I'm putty in your hands You could cut me like butter. Rub me, slap me, pound me You do it so rough.
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
A blonde goes to the Post Office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in America." The clerk says it will be £100, and she replies "But I don't have any money....
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart.
A young man moved into a new flat and went to the lobby to put his name on the postbox. Whilst there, an attractive young lady comes out of the flat next to the postboxes, wearing a dressing gown.
Anyone remember the Janet & John double-entendre stories that Terry Wogan used to read on his breakfast show. Here's one I wrote. Janet has lost John in the supermarket.
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.
Johnny wanted to have sex with the girl in his office.....but she was involved with someone else...
Suggestive humour ;) read on The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.
When we met I was elated. Now I see you so deflated. Our relationship has hit a juncture. I never dreamt you’d get a puncture. You made me feel so alive. The morning that you did arrive.
Enormous Growth of Male Enhancement Market Shows No Signs of Dwindling By Anton Dre II NEW YORK (AJ) -- The male enhancement category of personal care products has been setting records of late and...