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Ok so Charlie starts pre school tomorrow, all summer I've been worrying about him how he'll cope with change, will he make friends. will he make it to the loo on time. all that stuff.
When I get home, I look for my mom. I find her in the kitchen yet again. "Okay honey. I hired a man to mow our lawn and people to fix our gutter.
Inspired by @nikujagagirl's "Weird Quotes Of Me", here are some quotes of my own that are quite random and quickly generate a pitied laugh from my friends.
There's someone in the bathroom. And you only need to pee, brush your teeth and dash again. Somewhere you have to be... They're really taking ages, you think you're going to pop.
So a woman is sitting on a bus with her 6 month old child and a man sits down next to her. After a few minutes, the man turns to the woman and says "That is by far the ugliest baby I've ever seen!".
Please read to the end - I'm mortified - yet laughing still now!..!. xx So there's this woman in the corner shop, who keeps me talking for a good half hour, every time I call in. Pain in the ass.
Dogs like to lick my toes, I really don't understand this need, It's not just my toes, But legs and feet.
So, I'm out with my two friends in the park, and there's this random person about our age. They start talking with one of my friends... Friend: Hey, Meg. Come talk to this boy. He's really nice.
It seems I may be a window pervert Standing looking through them looking overt Waving at passers by and drawing attention To my super clean glass that deserves a mention Only thing missing is a velux...
ACCOMPLISHED : bought cat food STILL TO DO: defeat superbrat world domination Mum phoned today, she never understands. Always telling me to go back to uni, find a nice girl and settle down.
A man gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time and told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening while back from work.
The place is a tip. Nearly time to go. Naff conversation. With folk I don't know. Kids running riot. That's nothing new. Spilling your drink. All over you. At the end of the day. It's time well spent.
You really don't get hints Says my cousin in laughter fits. That guy was really after you But you really just don't have a clue. You're right of course I conceded with with a pitiful sigh..
Here's a morning story Of two worlds in which I live One I share with you guys And the other with a div Pulled into the car park Thought I'd share the news Maybe it'd be pleasant To get a workmates...
Sitting in a prison, faces dead and bare, Better keep my eyes averted, Better had not stare. But the urge to let one go in here is so very very great.
#Household A teenage boy was told to practise his kissing in the mirror in his bedroom. He did not realise by doing this ritual strange feelings would soon loom.
So the day has arrived. The day where I plan to talk to the girl I like.
My creepy German neighbor I woke up. I checked the clock, it was 4:00 am. I thought about Ramona. Oh God I miss her so much. She was my best friend, my only friend. A tear rolled down my cheek.
Time to tame the monkey mind again as I'm looking in your eyes. Your mouth is moving yet I find it oddly soothing to live inside my mind. The topic you alight upon was interesting before.
He took me by surprise as he looked deep into my eyes. As he gave me a beautiful flower he flashed a smile of 100 watt power.
Working nights on my patch, as I've mentioned in previous posts, is often a time to see quite odd people and their fashion mistakes. Tonight, I have seen something I've never encountered before.
I sit at the kerb, Waiting for the yellow bus. It's old rusty engine, from miles away can be heard. All to be seen is kids in a rush.
Ok this is it. Been plucking up the courage for an hour. She keeps glancing over. I gotta go for it. I have to speak to her. I need to know the answer. Come on,you can do it.
Today when I was at work I went up to the loo A pungent odour hit my nose Someone had done a poo.