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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend. 'Your plaice or mine'!.
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Three aspiring golfers were taking lessons from a pro. The first guy hit the ball far to the right. "That was due to LOFT," said the pro. The second man hit his ball far to the left.
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Olympics
Anyone else going to miss the olympics??.
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WOHOOO
Wohooooo bolt won YES ummmm hmmmm.
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Prediction 100m.
Prediction : Winner : Bolt World Record 9.45 (ish) seconds. Every finalist running under 10 seconds.
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Boxing
Hehee, I love how in boxing, they like to cuddle the opponent :D.
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The Daily Opusszette!
In what is truly historic news, Team Opuss from the People's Democratic Republic of Opussia have won their first medal in Olympic history.
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It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one guy kept coming home with his limit of fish on several occasions.
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Weightlifting
This girl, Drops the weight, Shrugs, Laughs, Bows, An amazing fail, she's wicked got to say!!!.
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Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby.
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Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight. A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!.
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The local golf course was haunted by an evil leprechaun who liked to exploit the ambitions of the poorer players.
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What is the bank manager's favorite type of football. Fiver side!.
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There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line.
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A man was playing golf on Sunny warm weekend day with his buddies. He was about to hit the ball onto the green when they saw a long funeral procession on the road next to the golf course.
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A man was playing golf on Sunny warm weekend day with his buddies. He was about to hit the ball onto the green when they saw a long funeral procession on the road next to the golf course.
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Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for. Ref: The rest of the match!.
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The golfer's wife was in full flight. "If you ever spent a Sunday with me instead of playing golf I swear I would drop dead," she screamed.
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Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding. They got jellygated!.
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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded. Bring on their subs!.
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To whom do fish go to borrow money. The loan shark!.
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A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains.
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How do fish go into business. The start on a small scale!.
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It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge.
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