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Bibitty bobitty boo, We're going to the zoo, We're going to see the animals, That want to make friends with you.
In my dream, Things are not what they seem, I hang out with apples and watermelons, Actually from the MUFFIN nation. In my dream, We all have sugar in our tea, I don't like tea, It'll be coffee for...
#chessebattle. Lee and evil Nic and D,. They all have plans to splatter me,. I'm tied up in a spider sack,. Can see the future,. Tick, tick, splat,. My Nan is making bed for two,.
#cheesebattle Leicester we forget, The D-Mobile of Aston, With chicken seats, And cheesy feet, And seat belts meant to fasten, It has wings- a demon car, A monster of all monsters, That can fly...
Hello there.
I saw a flying pig. Flying past my window. Hallucinated freakshow. Imprinted on my sky. up amongst the clouds. Fluffy like marshmallow. Through the rainbows yellow. I saw that piggy fly.
Full moon, in the silver night sky. Air silent & dry. Stars, falling, cry. In the horizon, falling stars fly. Glowing lights die, the moon shines bright. Catching eyes, the moon begins to melt.
Poison running through my veins,. Boiled blood sings sweet with pain,. Toxic light drives me insane,. Oxygen begins to wane,. Melting metal- sleep eluded,. Sparks of ice- my thoughts, deluded,.
Falling softly, Through the air, Dogs fly by, Without a care, A giant sheep, Wanders around, With greenish wool, Weighing a pound, He's filled with air, Eyes like the sun, Bleating softly, Having...
Alice Fell down the rabbit hole She's probably broke her leg Alice Fell down the rabbit hole She's probably hurt or dead She had a hand full of pills Her other full of cake One will make her ill One...
What was that. Holding tall, Quick blink, Very still. Was there something. Look left, Quick blink, Gulp. Am I in danger. Step right, Quick blink, Rustle wing. Does it see me.
I will put in my box, The roar of a lion as loud as thunder, A lamb feeding from the meadows, The annoyance of my irritating brother.
For @Burrfoot .
The Anonymoose is the strangest of beasts. Of which even the chameleon it defeats. It has antlers like trees. But the frailest knees. It's hooves are like steel. It rarely needs a meal.
Spaghetti in my ear, tinfoil upon my head, To stop voices and the rays from the planet Zed Nobody understands me they say I'm paranoid Just because I rant a bit and have a singing hemroid.
He stands atop and shades a brow, wondering when the able will be sent A puzzling look, he greets the world, the saddleback rides- King and earl.
Challenge set by @eddie12309 There was a girl called poppy Who really was quite soppy Whenever she walked in the grass and it tickled her ass She would lay a golden egg plopped from between her...
Funday on a Monday.
Theres a new crazie on board the train. And soon all shall know his name. He's governed by the moon. And his stereotypes go boom. He's all kinds of different crazie's.
Inspired by the wonderful posts by @smellyfingers , @naaviie and @sjw. I'm catching the cuckoo train Not choo-choo train Cuckoo train. I'm catching the cuckoo train It's high time I was off.
Inspired by @naviie and @ smellyfingers craziville. This land is where no one talks. Laughter is the order of the day. Bottles with bling bling corks. In the breeze missing socks sway.
[For @smellyfingers] So I was just pottering along my path, When suddenly I came across a man in a bath, He said to me, "The words are a tree, And that humming is not a bee, But the flowers...
Elephant Riders on the brow. You can see them coming from the bough. Tusks in length and rowed up neat, they come in strength to a slow drum beat.
One day I was walking home And what do ya know. I decided to write this poem. A little sheep crossed the street Followed by the stalker, Little Bo Peep.