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I can't leave this place, I just can't, All will become clear as you read my little rant. I live in a droplet of water you see, A "raindrop" as it's known to you and to me.
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea In a beautiful pea green boat, They took some honey, and plenty of money, Wrapped up in a five pound note.
On my #funday I'll climb up some curtains to play with a cat, I'll wave at some turtles, and sing to a gnat. I'll try to teach an old goldfish to walk, a giraffe some opera, a mongoose to talk.
I bet there are things you do not know, About the beast that is white as snow, Yes, she has a horn upon her head, But also a mounting dislike of brown bread...
Pet _|^^|_ / . .\ \ >•< / / \ | ^ ^ | \_„_„/ I'm not sure what animal it is, If it is an animal at all.
(For @naaviie) There is a Forest Faerie, as cute as cute can be.
It was midnight in Opussia, But a kitten could not sleep. She tossed and turned within her bed, Even counted sheep...
I perch upon a daisy, Champagne flute in my hand, I ignore the other faeries; They'd never understand.
You say it's just a children's rhyme But I'm sorry, I can't agree Sometimes little nonsensical words Can help restore your sanity. Who said the cat can't play a fiddle.
A Fairy sits upon a shroom, While a Faerie takes a field to groom, One is chocolate, The other butterscotch, It's like roasties or mash, Card or cash, Two sides of the same coin, But not quite one...
Let's sneak inside the gates at night, A stolen glance that we may sight; The strangest zoo we'll ever see: The Magnificent Maniacal Menagerie... __ ( / .~.
On this very merry day, With the sun shining so bright, Ive something I must tell you About strange occurances at night It seems that each and every night, Whilst I am fast asleep, Some little...
The patch is in fact wild grass the tall strands waving wildly, the sunrays making them gleam as if they were angry with natures beam.
A gently dog wonders. Around the streets at night. His friend the cat ponders. Around the pond with fright. The dog crosses the road. To find his friend the toad. The toad says "hello dog!".
I dreamt that time went astray, And gave me an extra day, What a curse of a gift, What a treasure to befit, How days pass un-wanted, Oh how I was daunted, Such plans came to fruit, As time stood so...
There once was a magician, Who's ultimate ambition, Was to capture and bewilder, The minds of cat and kitten.
If you think real big, about something real small, you might think of a person of 4 inches tall. This person you'll find, may have hair of sky blue. Or purple or green, any colour will do.
I have this little theory, There's a Thing inside my purse, And when this Thing gets hungry, To my headphones it goes first.
Have you seen the lugubrious cheese. It's looking rather sad. I'm not sure if it didn't sleep well, or whether its actually gone bad.
A Family of Sparrows Are living in my house. Not flying round the kitchen, Nor perched upon the couch. They're living in a hole, you see, They're in the Bathroom wall.
'Twas midnight in the schoolroom And every desk was shut When suddenly from the alphabet Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!" Said A to B, "I don't like C; His manners are a lack.
Left the house early today. My shed - forgot to lock it. And that's the reason that I have. A dragon in my pocket. I know it's not too common. I know it's not the norm. But every time that he exhales.
Wondering in the dark, It has come to my attention Why and how so many things We elude to mention. For example, why does ice Melt to water and not gas.
Beware, beware, If you should dare, To not believe In Weasel-hair. A sad complaint, Not one to joke, When from your hair, Those weasels poke.