Where Are We?
'Where are we?' You don't know where we are. 'Nooooo, just help me out here.' Well hmm, do you remember the drive over here.
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Fillintheblank Challenge
Well, Sunday evening and time to announce the winner of the "Jack Sprat" fill in the blanks challenge. Quite an easy task for me as the only entrant was Lee with "Jack Sprat Trims The Fat".
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Amber Chalice, Anyone?
#acrostic D on't think you've beaten us E ven though the going's slow M y entry's in, with others I 'm at the free bar, don't you know.
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Things That Make You Laugh
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter. Is it OK to use the a.m. radio after noon. What do you call a male ladybug.
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Another 3 Limericks!
There was a wee girl called Able, Who was very slow at her Tables, Her teacher said: 'What's 6 times 3', She replied: 'Ah, yes, now that would be ??. Please Miss, I'd answer if I were able'.
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3 Limericks
(Just to keep my hand in, so to speak, I have made up 3 silly Limericks which might appeal to the 'young' ones.
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Raed Tihs Vrey Qiuklcy?
I lvoe to wirte tihngs taht ohtres fial to raed It gvies me ejnyoemnt The hdiden wrods you seek A sicneitifc epxremient did cnolcdue to me Taht as lnog as the satrt and the end are the smae...
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I Had A Hunch It Was Him...
Billy: "Hey, what's this I hear about them finding the bones of an old English king under some car-park?" Jimmy: "Yeah, that's right.
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Simple-Apology
Wrong Strong Bong Long Feel Real Seal Deal Now I too deserve some charity A well written poem with this transparency And as I've been advised by those benched above This may now be creative...
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The Opuss Effect
The Opuss Effect is setting on in; Once again I find within My internal narrative is nattering in verse, I thought 'It ain't that bad, it could be worse.' Yet the rhyming and timing grew frantic and...
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Simple
Here's a bunch of words, random, seemingly Cobbled together to form some halfassed poetry It isn't quite The Ilyad, not exactly perfect prose But what on earth will please you, God only knows I've...
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Eye Halve A Spelling Checker
(I didn't write this poem, and I don't know who did. Enjoy anyone, and thank you to whoever did write it.
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Innuendos And Entendres
#acrostic #thefinale. It's hard sometimes to notice one. Not knowing,til the bullets left the gun. Not realising,just, what you have said. Understanding how, your words have been read.
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Riddle Innuendo
#riddle #a sexual innuendo one @Leelee101 piece jogged my memory Aubergines haha I think riddle is a legitimate tag.... ----------------------------- What's long and thin . Covered in skin .
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Lee's Three-line Bob Hate Haicrostic
L ooking on my feed and what do I see. That E verybody is liking Lee's acrostic, so he'll probably get the hat. E verybody is reposting it too. S how off Lee. I can see it, can't you.
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Scrambled Words
That flower is quite lively. Oh wait, that's not the word. The burrs in the trees are singing now. Well, that sounds most absurd. The lemon lake is a lovely blue. Oh. Lemon is a fruit.
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English Is Dead
Alliteration suicide, Murder of the pun, Anagram overload, Punctuation's done. Paradox beheaded, Plot got the noose, Verbs used poison Nouns went capoos.
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Not Microsoft's Word
Words, as we know, can be extremely powerful.
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Dumb Names For Cars #4
Dacia Duster - It's a 4x4, it is likely to be driven off road. Therefore it WILL get dusty. Aston Martin DB... - What does 'DB' even stand for.
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Dumb Names For Cars #2
Ford Escort - Basically a chaperone, it goes wherever you go. AMC Gremlin - Is the car full of them. It looks like it is. Hyundai Amica - This car wants to be your best friend no matter what.
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#hypocrostical
Help quick!. Yesterday's acrostic I Posted was on Hypocrites. Only a few entries I've Counted so far... Ready and waiting Is where we are.
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Quote Logic
So if 'Life is comprised of love' and 'Life is comprised of hate' then 'Life is made up of love and hate' and 'Life is all it seems' then life is truly only 'Love and hate' so if 'All is fair in love...
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Anagram
#acorns Yup, an oldie. Thought I'd put it back up. No reason, I just like it.
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Flakefall Phrases
(Inspired by the Kate Bush track '50 Words for Snow', from the album of the same name.) Wilful winter winds will blow Here's 50 phrases for the snow.
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