Pay
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, Stood a young elf fresh from work, ready to collect his pay.
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Tesco
So after landing my new job as a Supermarket greeter , a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....
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The Game
"Bish bash bosh" said the boss, "Bish bosh bash" said the worker. "Bish bash bosh" said the boss, "Bish bash bosh" said the worker, "You're hired" said the boss.
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The talkative tale of a time travelling tommy trunnion!
Tommy trunnion loved to talk. Once he started talking to you, it was impossible to escape.
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Mexican Maid
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
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Robot Secretary
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her.
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Urinanalysis
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
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Untitled
A blonde goes to work crying."Whats wrong?"said her boss."My mother died"replied the blonde crying."Are you okay to work?"said her boss."Yes"sniffed the blonde."Okay,i'll check up on you later...
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Untitled
Johnny wanted to have sex with the girl in his office.....but she was involved with someone else...
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Factory Workers
Two factory workers are talking. Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off. Man: "And how would you do that?." Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
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