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Today really isn't going well We've entered the realm of 'what the hell' Nobody actually seems to know How to get the thing to go.
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine.
Just had a very enlightening refs period in the nick sat with a few of our community support officers.
I've been reading a book about Einstein's theory of relativity which states (among other things) that the faster something moves, the slower time passes.
There's a girl here today In a hi-viz jacket Ear plugs in To protect from the racket Clipboard.
The young clerk's responsibilities included bringing the judge a hot cup of coffee at the start of every day. Each morning the judge was enraged that the coffee cup arrived two-thirds full.
As darkness gathers pace And all I can see are the shadows in this place I hurry across the parking lot Not sure if there's anything I forgot The underground park So desolate in the dark It causes...
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
#nightdwellers In a few hours time I'll be back at work With Bob and Mark Driving me berserk I've had a lovely week away Such decadence.
A little while ago I was standing behind the counter at work. It was quiet and I had nothing to do while my manager was downstairs.
You: I hate my life Friend: Why. You: I'm 22, work in fast food, and will probably never do anything better Friend: Don't say that.
Peasants. Fools. How can I possibly be expected to totally eradicate all forms of government and State, when I am given brain dead cretins like THESE. DON'T THEY YET REALISE.
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
There's a fella at my place It seems he's always late And to be short handed Just leaves us in a state In he strolls this morning And in a voice so loud Announced to all and sundry That he wished to...
I have a little story Of a friendship quite divine Three dedicated colleagues All working on the line There's Bob (a gentle giant) Mark (the smartest of the three) And making up the numbers An Eddie...
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M.
There is a new virus going around, called "work." If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.
Ten past four I'm running late . Close the door Unlatch the gate Morning breeze Run to the car Bloody keys?!!. Oh, there you are.
Here's a morning story Of two worlds in which I live One I share with you guys And the other with a div Pulled into the car park Thought I'd share the news Maybe it'd be pleasant To get a workmates...
Today I'm feeling rather kinky, I worked today in only a biki-ni. So sparsely clothed under my overall, I scooted about, having a ball.
Yesterday at work There weren't a pen in sight So off I went to get one Thinking it would last the night The nib's now dry and crusty Only fit for the bin You may as well have snapped it All that...
I'm off to put out fires, with a hard hat and a smile, I'll walk through smoke and darkened rooms, I guess I'll be a while.