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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other. See ya next month!!.
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O - Q
What did O say to Q. Dude, your penis is hanging out!.
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant. Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".
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Wish 1 Or 2?
"So the genie asked me, what would you like. A big dick or a good memory?" "What did you wish for?" "I don't remember".
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The Vibrator
Found my wife’s vibrator the other day. Now I’m not saying it was big but I’m seriously thinking about entering it in Robot Wars..
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Sexual Ability
They say you can judge someone's sexual ability by the way they dance. I don't really believe this because when I'm drunk..... I can dance for ages..
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Sick People
I've come across some sick people in my time.... and that's why I'm banned from working in hospitals..
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Rude!
No wonder women are bad at parking, they are constantly lied to about how big 18 inches is.
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Pokemon Gag
Pokemon black is coming out!. Gotta catch Jemal.
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Relationships Are Like...
Relationships are like wanking... They feel good, but at the end, it gets messy. - OlliehDJ.
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What did the penis say to the condom. Cover me, Im goin in!!!.
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Pinocchio talks to Gepetto: - Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls. - You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem.
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There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!.
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Little johnny asks mummy what that furry thing is in between her legs. She answers. That's where daddy hit me with an axe. Billy replies, good shot dad wright in the cunt..
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What's six inches long and won't be getting sucked anytime soon. Whitney Houstons crack pipe.
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Dares As An Excuse
"I've had sex with 3 guys before- it wasn't gay because it was a dare".
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Why is it whenever I tell people it's hard to piss with an erection they move to another urinal?.
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Boobies
These boobs are made for bouncin', that's just what they'll do, one of these days these boobs are gonna bounce all over you.
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Full Mouth
"I like more when your mouth is full" Can Cihan.
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny has lost his mum in the supermarket. He tells the security guard who asks Johnny 'what's she like?' Johnny replies 'big dicks and vodka'..
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Construction Worker Joke
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him.
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1 Finger
How can u tell an auto mechanic just had sex?. One of his fingers are clean!.
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