YEY!!
I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me... from ME!.
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Trying....?
When you fail, you try and try again. If you still fail, you cheat..
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Karate and Taekwondo
Someone just asked me what's the difference between karate and taekwondo and now he's inside an ambulance..
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway..
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends. -unknown.
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God sent me to piss this world of ~Eminem.
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmellows, which are kinda the same thing..
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Do you know that feeling when you're fully prepared for an exam. Me neither!.
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Fast Food
I don't understand fast food. I've been eating it for years but I seem to be getting slower and slower..
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Laughters
The best kinds of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent. 2) Feeling a 6 pack coming. 3) Tears coming out of your eyes.
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I have always wanted to get inside an elevator full of strangers and say "I bet you wondering why I've gathered you all here today,".
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Me: shit, I failed!!. Best friend: Me too!!. *HIGH FIVE*.
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the only thing I can remember from my first kiss was that it tasted like dr. pepper.
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it sucks that I can't have you.
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That awful time when you sleep so much, you have a headache, then you finally wake up at around 2 am and act like a hyperactive jellyfish.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know. – Groucho Marx.
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Some one scored a goal in football and my brother decided to celebrate it by screaming like a cat being strangled and run over at the same time!.
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Old people at weddings always poke me and say "your next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. -unknown :D.
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Weird But You Know It's True
The awkward moment when you spell a word correctly, But it just looks wrong, So you stare at it endlessly questioning its existence….
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Eyes
Eyes bigger than your belly :) it's true..... I do :P.
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Steve Martin
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Steve Martin.
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Hitler
Kills: 17 million Deaths: 1 FUDGING CAMPER. -unknown.
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C.S.I
I'm a member of the C.S.I Can't stand idiots. -unknown.
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Congratulations!
You just broke your personal record of how many days you've been alive. -unknown.
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