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HELP. I'M AN IDIOT Revealed: Britain's stupidest call centre customers By Jeremy Armstrong A HILARIOUS collection of the stupidest customers to ring Britain's call centres.
"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something." -Wilson Mizner.
"The knack lies in learning how to throw your self at the ground and miss." Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so near to Monday?....
A good friend will bail you out of jail... A best friend will be sat next to you saying "that was brilliant".
ADELE: "I set fire to the rain." SPONGEBOB: "Well I have campfires underwater." Who do you think is better?.
Unicorns are just fat rhinos. If we give them enough love and attention, plus a diet. They will reveal their magical ways.
Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humour is just common sense dancing :).
It's a popular and well known fact that things are not always as they seem. Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.
When the going gets tough the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago.
"One is never alone with a rubber duck" Douglas Adams.
If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence of ever trying!.
Me: What's the Indiana state flower. Mom: Let's see if Siri can be a dumb bitch. *opens Siri* What's the Indiana state flower.
'When I was a kid, I was scared of the dentist - he was a paedophile.' --Jimmy Carr.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. Benjamin Franklin.
Who to how our love to the world. Let Facebook it!.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Lee Majors.
For those who repeat sing lyrics, well done, you can read and write, now just for the thinking bit. Birotexhnics.
Your unique just like everybody else!. Bohh bahh!. Lol.
I'm never wrong... The one time I thought I was, I was mistaken!!.
Not everything isn't not going to be not alright.
"Man cannot live on crisps alone!" - seen on side of Ginsters delivery van.
If happiness comes in small packages.. What comes in big packages?.
When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and everyone wonders how you made it..