Swimming Joke
Wat did the girl say to her swimming instructor?. Will i really drown if u take ur finger out?:).
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Big'mouths & Lil'dicks
Why do men like big tits n'tight ass's?. Becos'they have big mouths and lil'dicks!:).
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3 Words
Wat the 3 words that ruin a mans ego. Is it in?:O.
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Your Body
If your body is a temple I wanna pray inside of it ;)....
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Untitled
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man. A. "How do you breath through something so small?".
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Family Guy
It's not a growth, it's your penis.
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Mama
Yo mama is so fat not even Dora can explore her.
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Worst Poo
I just pooed and was the worst poo ever the poo was stuck at the side then it went down with poo marks when the was down I flushed the poo didn't go away I had to flush 3 times I called it the evil...
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Plop
So I'm straining on the toilet, pushing as hard as I can and then with a colossal *plop* ... it goes dark. My wife shouted, "Darling, are you alright.
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Untitled
I can't believe the speed that men shave in adverts.If I shaved at that speed, my balls would be in shreds..
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Yeah I'm Female
What's the difference between an egg and a wank. You can beat an egg but you can't beat a wank :-D.
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Yo Mama
Yo mama is so old …………… her breast milk is powder !.
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Broken Biscuits
What a boring job that must be, breaking biscuits for the boxes of broken biscuits.
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Visit To The Midwife
Midwife- How do you know your about to give birth Me- a head popping out your vagina is always a tale tell sign.
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Whopper Joke
How did burger king get dairy queen pregnant. He forgot to wrap his wopper!:).
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Untitled
What Is The Definition Of Embarrassment. Running Into A Wall With A Boner And Breaking Your Nose First. :p xXx.
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Excuses
Excuses are like assholes ... Everyone has one.
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Untitled
I saw three girls looking at me I look I saw them they had big tits but one fell and it was socks.
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Whoops!
I was in a sience lesson and i put up my hand and asked why is uranus so big i got sent to the princepals office and i said to her i dont get it whats wrong with uranus.
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Maths Lesson
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many...
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Pet Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar.
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Sex Dice
I got some of them sex dice to spice up the love live, I told the wife and she was game, I rolled first and got stroke-fingers.
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5 Important Qualities
Five Important Qualities 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3.
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F-bomb
My Husband said to me, "I wish you would stop droping the f-bomb in front of the kids." I said, "What the fuck is an f-bomb?".
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