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Give me a peg Because this stink Has killed my nostrils I think Give me a peg Because this fart Has made me faint What a work of art Give me a peg Because this reek Really does kill It's a...
#household Great white sails, Strong timber body, A pirate ship, Not terribly shoddy, Typical pirate lot, "Ah hoy!" They cry, Exploring the seas, Until they run dry, Captain Peg-Leg, Fierce as...
Ladies and gentlemen. There's nothing to fear. Hold on to your pants... Wonderman is here. Watch me as I rescue Your cat out of that tree. Catch him, now will you. I don't want him following me.
So today I was walking with some of my friends from my old town and I happened to be with all guys haha girls are drama:) and they were walking me to my aunts house my uncle jumped out of no were and...
I have a little story Of a friendship quite divine Three dedicated colleagues All working on the line There's Bob (a gentle giant) Mark (the smartest of the three) And making up the numbers An Eddie...
Cherished memories oh so sweet, They might seem boring to you, But to me they mean so much, Dancing in a field to an iPod with two friends, Watching children's movies because what the hell might as...
"Right now, everybody we are going to have some free time because you have all been so good. No, George it does not mean that you can go home.
A filthy poem just for you. Full of words like wee and poo. Muddy puddles dirty stuff. A nasty smelling bit of rough. A sick bucket for you to drink. Some horrible thoughts for you to think.
#household This guy called Drew Who I knew at school Got bullied more than can be told And all because Of the cruel old buzz That arose cos his butt was of gold.
There once was a king called Lee. Who loved to drink a lot of tea. He made a new law. There would be tea galore. Because he made it all free. There was a gorrila named Glen.
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond.
A song I made up!!. Hope u enjoy please comment :) x When I walk on by, bunnies be lookin like damn he's fine ......
I will die because of Twitter. One way or another Twitter will kill me.
Jumping over bike sheds, Careening through the halls, Launching off of rooftops, Then hopping over walls...
What was that. Holding tall, Quick blink, Very still. Was there something. Look left, Quick blink, Gulp. Am I in danger. Step right, Quick blink, Rustle wing. Does it see me.
A blonde, on the verge of bankruptcy, sees God as the only hope. She prays to God for help - "God, please help me. I've lost my business and I need some money. I'm going to lose my house as well.
NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked.
#household. It's early in the morning and I'm making tea. Out the window I look and up in my tree. It's those damn sheep having a laugh. I see one about to drop my most prized bath.
Last week, she checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely.
#sundayrepost 8 new lines Oh no.
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.
We went off to see Spiderman And I loved it a lot; I like myself a superhero And Andrew Garfield's hot.
Sven and Ole are visiting a relative in Texas.
A woman gives birth to a baby..... Afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby,...