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A guy walks past a mental asylum and hears a moaning voice "12.....12.....12". The man looked at the asylum and spotted a hole in the wall.
An old man lived alone in scotland. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Jim, who used to help him, was in prison.
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I once met Chief Minton Socks. With beardy face and curly locks. he ruled the roost with an iron fist. And in the morning gave out a list. Of things to do and things to mend.
Roger was consuming a hamburger for dinner when he heard on the evening news that much of the beef sold in supermarkets was supplemented by meat byproducts sterilized by ammonia, making an additive...
After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that "we're just waiting for the pilots." The passengers look out the window and see two men, dressed as...
A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour.
Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean. Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father.
Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees And begged you not to leave Because I'd go berserk. Well. . .
Drago the dragon reposed uneasily in his cave, trying not to listen as the princess complained, something she did long and often. "What is it with all of this treasure?," she asked.