Laziness
Did you know that 19373729139473729472839273938273734759107473 people didnt read that number. :D.
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If there was a book that said everything men know about women on it... It would be empty..
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9 Deadly Words Used By A Woman
1) FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2) FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
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Chocolate
Ever tell yourself "dont do it" and then you give in and just take 1.... 5 minutes later, "well one more cant hurt." Well, then you just take a handfull, and another. And another..
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That song that you have in your head during an exam and your like "SHUTUP" and then you relize you said it out loud..
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Pizza
Not saying i hate you... But if you were really hurt and i had a phone to call the ambulence... Ide order pizza ;) By unknown.
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If you like somebodys sad facebook status does it mean your supporting them. Or you like their sadness...
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Not Fair
If they have a washer and a dryer why cant they have a folder. >:(.
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"Live each day like its your last." If I lived by that, i would have been shot or arrested a long time ago..
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Im not afraid of the dark... Im afraid of the monsters in it..
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In-tune With The Times
People were, are, and will always be honourable, trustworthy, and honest. You just have to keep tweaking the definition of these words to keep them in-tune with the times..
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Addictive?
This could get to be an addiction. Hmm?.
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Facebook is stalking without the creepy binoculars..
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Never Grow Up
We never really grow up. We only learn to act in public..
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Haters!
Dont hate cuz im cute and sweet. Hate because you can't compete. I keep it real. I may be a bitch but im honest. Don't hate what you can't imatate!!. I have my own life and style....
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剖析幽默恰似解剖青蛙，虽可拆解细查，但在此过程中幽默必定趣味全消，恰似青蛙必无活路。而所得的五脏六腑， 除可供纯然科学理性的探讨外殊无趣味。 E.B.怀特.
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Needle In The Haystack
If you want to find a needle in a haystack, burn the haystack..
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A Note For Your Cake
There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, “Don’t eat me.” Now there’s an empty plate and a note, "Don’t tell me what to do.".
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I Will Be There
I will always be there, even when you are at your worst, but especially when you dont need me..
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Psychotic Retail Powers
"I'm sorry, you must have misheard me. I said I had psychotic powers not psychic ones." - me telling a coworker what I'd love to tell some customers.
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Summing It Up
"Scientists say the world is made-up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons. ...they forgot to mention morons." ~anonymous.
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Procrastination
Procrastination shapes the leaders of tomorrow..
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Mik's Quote
If I were gay, I'd do Leonardo DiCaprio in titanic. He's so young I'd dominate that shit. George Clooney on the other hand would be fucking me!.
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One day my ship will come, And with my luck I'll be waiting at the airport....
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