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Help help. I'm caught in a trance. There's action I feel. Down in my pants. A beautiful woman. Is staring at me. The penis below. Wants to be free. It's getting stiffer. It wants a good night.
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him. "Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing.
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up separate trees.
A well dressed business man was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, "Sir, can you tell me the time?" The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his...
Bishop Desmond tutu is a man So is terry wogan, I'm not a fan Mr tutu has a much better name And is right at the top of his game Whatever his game may be It's his name that appeals to me Conjuring up...
2 little dwarfs. Called Barry and jack. Went for a stroll. To the mountain and back. Barry got ill. Feeling real sick. He fell onto a rock. A squat his small dick. Jack started to laugh.
A Frenchwoman took her little daughter to the Louvre where they saw a statue of a nude male. "What is that?" asked the child pointing to the penis.
An amateur golfer hit his ball into the rough. After searching for several minutes, he finally located it, sitting right on top of a large anthill.
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb.
Right, you probebly think that i am silly saying this story but to be honest i am just telling thr truth. Right then, lets get started on this book of mine, by kasey shan hughes.
Right, you probebly think that i am silly saying this story but to be honest i am just telling thr truth. Right then, lets get started on this book of mine, by kasey shan hughes.
It's late, I don't feel great. In fact I am feeling quite irate. My mate. Her name is Kate, Has just walked off and left me in a state. If I could wait, To get a date.
Hi.I am Steve Collins and I am 18 years old.This is the randomness of my life... Its my first day at college.I am so excited. I walk into the office where I am greeted by a receptionist.
When asked how he would like to die this man said: "I would like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming and yelling like the other passengers in the car he was...
Chapter 1: New Job "What are you working on?" Jenna asked me. "Nothin!" I replied. Jenna gave me that look that I knew meant she wasn't satisfied.
No tempo em que os alunos ainda iam à escola havia uma pequena universidade escondida numa floresta que era tão grande que se estendia das serras ao mar e tão escura que até os lobos tinham medo de...
Gentleman's etiquette the gameshow Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to anothhhhhhhher Trapdoooor.
Urgh. What's with your body odour you stinky fuck. That rotten sweaty cheesey smell makes me want to up chuck. Whats wrong with your personal hygeine you lowlife germ.
#household. "Hello my name is Eddie12309. This is hard, I'll take my time. Yes, I admit I'm a closet ABBA fan. That's right even Rubber Ball Man. Im sending out an SOS.
There's a banshee in our hallway Man, she can't half wail. There's enough hot air in there To set a ship asail.
Today I'm feeling rather kinky, I worked today in only a biki-ni. So sparsely clothed under my overall, I scooted about, having a ball.
This was rare. I'm the one who's having to open up the studio first. Usually, the tech guys would be here long before I turned up.
_____/\___\o/____ Somebody help me!!!!.