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I appear to have a fuzzy head. That I can't quite lift from my bed. Maybe it was the two for one. Not sure, but I had some fun. Think this morning will be spent mopin'.
Had another fancy dress tonight Dressed as something silly...damn right The theme was things with 'W'..oh no I didn't have a clue...what to go as I don't know.
I love the way you wrap me up. I love the warmth you give me. I love the way you release when I get to hot. I love the way you comfort me when I'm ill. I love you because you're always there.
@suzzeeq #household Loathe to leave you in the morning, Spend my hours yearning, yawning. Hoping, praying for the night, When I can lie and turn out the light.
I feel rather ill. I feel kinda sick. I hate feeling ill. It makes me feel ick. I feel really bad. My heads in a spin. This virus has got me. It's making me thin. My legs are all achey.
You know how it's always hilarious when someone walks into a glass door. But when you walk into a glass door it's the most unfunny thing ever.
It is the time. That I must say. See you all. Another day. Whether i'm happy. Crappy or rude. It really depends. On my mood. So here I go. I'm off to bed. Getting undressed. For the long night ahead.
Most people have a nickname Though some are rather odd There's Grunge, the Moose and Stumpy Awe.
I wish I had a crane. To visit Auntie Jane. She lives on the top floor. And that really is a pain. She had a trampoline. That she gave to Sister Jean. She has to hold her habit.
First time at the gym today Please let it end I started to pray But got to get myself fit for work Bet I looked like a complete berk Been off sick for over 8 weeks Bright red face and flushed red...
In the morning No ones around There's not A single sound So I walk my dog In my underwear. Because I really, Really don't care.
Hay fever's a pain It likes to ruin a day It makes you itchy Coughy and sneezey Makes you want to die Sometimes it brings you out in a rash And when it does, you gotta act fast Slap some cream or...
A party, you say. For @iPuss, today. Guess I must get ready. I'm always the best At fancy dress Costume ideas come a plenty. The hard part lies In when I decide Which character I should portray.
HERE HERE. I SAY I SAY.
My teacher calls me sweetie cakes. My classmates think it's funny to hear her call me angel face or pookie bear or honey. She calls me precious baby doll.
Condition-well used but very good Plenty of power under the hood 3 previous uncarefull owners 3 previous persistent moaners Accelerates hard and fast Strong and Built to last.
My mirror is broken, It tells of great lies. My tummy is flatter, I'm sure I had thighs. I know that I'm fitter, I've gained 20 pounds. My hair was once neat, Now looks like a hounds.
Half the people you know are below average. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A rotten little raspberry thief, Has all my raspberries eaten. My raspberry bush, the poor drap thing, Looks sore and very beaten. Who could this rotten culprit be. Leaving my bushes bare.
A candy bar. A piece of cake. A lollipop. A chocolate shake. A jelly donut. Chocolate chips. Some gummy worms and licorice whips. A candy cane. A lemon drop. Some bubblegum and soda pop.
#household In my household I can proudly boast The perfect fillet Sunday roast. Accompanied by carrots and juicy petite pois Our home's best roaster is definitely moi.
Well peeps here are today's household challenge results using the word SINK It was tough as all who took part were fabulossa however here are the results In 3rd place.......@naaviie with 'Down...
In my next life i want to live it backwards.You start out dead and get that out the way.Then you wake up in an old peoples home feeling better every day.You get kicked out for being too healthy.Go...
They say everyone can dance. Well maybe I'm not the best teacher, but all some can really do is prance.