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Sarcasm - just one of the many services I offer..
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Madagascar
Private the Penguin: Skipper. Shouldn't we tell them that the boat is out of gas. Skipper the Penguin: Nah. Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. [all four penguins waving].
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The Early Bird
"We tend to think too much of the good luck of the early bird; and too little of the bad luck of the early worm".
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Blarhhgg!!
Its sunday and I don't want to get out of bed. Gotta walk my mutts!!.
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Shakespeare
"Wench, drop it as if it were ablaze" - Shakespeare telling a woman to 'drop is like it's hot'.
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Mushroom By Louis Tomlinson
Louis Tomlinson: Why did the mushroom go to the party?...Because he was a fun-gi. Zayn: AAAHHHHH ALSJDOWJSSK OLDOFHJSLSAJAKSHSOS OH MAH GAAAAWD ASDKFDLWHSOS!!!!!.
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Little Voice
The little voice in your head is reading this. :-).
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martin
"du kan väl fråga någon som bryr sig".
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paradoxisms
Children whine about taking a nap. Adults whine because they want one. life is a paradox..
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Rofl!
Every time I read ROFL I hear Scooby Doo trying to say waffle..
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Electricity
Electricity is just organised lighting..
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Don't Care!
You don't care what people say until they start whispering....
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oskart
"hur gick det?" "det var väl ingenting som skulle gå någonting".
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For those of you who have watched or read the Hunger Games, Catniss & Peeta = Penis.
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Like if when you say you've tidied your room you mean you've made a path from the door to your bed..
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Dinosaurs
A friend and I had a conversation about dinosaurs and we came to the conclusion that T-Rex's are only so angry because their arms are too short to hug each other..
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Where I Stop
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station....
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Rude Realisations
Life always has it's ups and downs.... But it's the ins and outs that I enjoy most....... Oooeerrr!!. .
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Haha :)
A: "Are you single?" B: "No I'm plural." A: "I mean, are you free this Friday?" B: "No, I'm expensive.".
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It's a little known fact, but I have the body of a god. Shame that god is Buddha....
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When life gives you lemons you make lemonade. But unless you have some sugar and water your lemonade is gonna suck!!!!!!!!.
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I am not a nerd I am just smarter than u!.
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♥
"A laugh is a smile that bursts.".
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May The 4th
May the 4th be with you!.
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