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cbeckett

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Believe in yourself... Or Casper, he's cool too..

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amistillill

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Miss Hall: And what do you want to be doing in ten years. Louis: I wanna be the second-richest person in the world. Miss Hall: Why not the first-richest. Louis: Well, you told us to be realistic.

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DomenicEdwards

The Bathroom

Why do you get such amazing ideas in the bathroom and forget them when you walk out?.

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harrypotter

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Anything not to do with elephants is irrelevant. - possibly my most favourite quote everr..

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young_and_reakless

Without You

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

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hallofrumors

Reverse Psychology?

People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the back..

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hallofrumors

Ghetto Word Of The Day

Ghetto word of the day: Bishop. My girlfriend fell down, so I pick the bishop..

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priyashashri

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I don't believe in the end of the world. I do Believe in the fact that I I die it's the end of my world..

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priyashashri

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Kid: you just took out a helicopter with a car John McLane: I ran out of bullets. - die hard 4.0.

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chaatale

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pusing adalah saat lo itu tertiba suka sama cowo. tapi sayangnya cowo itu suka sama temen lo.

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blissfully_me

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It depressed me to see anyone look that good in the early morning, and it was particularly depressing in view of the way I looked, which, I'm sure, was ghastly. Or shitty, to use the polite term.

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ida_

Children

You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up..

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ida_

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We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse..

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XxFaithxX

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"Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." - Will Smith.

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priyashashri

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Teacher- you've made so many careless mistakes on this test!. Me- no, I'm pretty sure the mistakes were careful. No reply from teacher..

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stuff_n_fluff

Mushu

“A loser. How bout' I pop off one of ya antenna and toss it across the yard. Then who's the loser?” - Mushu.

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TheCookieMonster

My Top 10 Chat Up Lines

10. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again. 9. I'm not drunk I'm just intoxicated by you. 8. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. 7.

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OllieBoyne

Dyslexia

"I put the 'sexy' in Dyslexia".

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priyashashri

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Went to the doctor today, found out I was born with too much awesomenes. Most common side affect, an over abundance of HATERS. Turns out I'm gonna survive..

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priyashashri

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When a bull dog marries a shitzu you get bullshit. Hahaha.

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iPuss

How Odd?

A pathological liars sincerity....?.

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TheCookieMonster

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I'm not weird. Babe, I'm limited edition..

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jessw

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It was an all you can drink bar so... I drank.. All I can drink..

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TheCookieMonster

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into people's eyes..

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