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Something random I found on YouTube while looking for Minecraft videos, would you believe. It's from the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged series episodes 52 and 53 (from what I've seen). Melvin: Bored now.
@eddie12309 challenge with a twist @PoppyA There was a young lady named poppy She was a lovely little thing but quite sloppy One day she caused such a commotion She fell to the grass overcome...
I asked the girl in the pizza place that I wanted pizza and she kept saying what do u want so I gave up and then she gave me a pizza!after that i went and Got a table.After that I ate my pizza and...
Two business men were setting up a shop and were into the second day with just a counter and a few shelves put up.
Awoke today at ten to five Body aching, barely alive Glance in the mirror, pain has begun Result of an afternoon in the sun Off to work, I'm sure I'll pay Excess of a drunken Fathers Day I'll try to...
I know your there. I just don't know where you have been. Sneaking in my house. Dead of night. While I slept. You had your fun. What have you done. Why did you do it. Why pick on me.
#OpussWings. Up in the flying school,. There is the class fool,. He dresses as a clown,. And purposely falls down,. Hopping about on one foot,. Covering his wings in soot,.
Little Princess D Was in her tower, rather blue, She was running short of undergarments And didn't know what to do.
I saw Rock of Ages last night and I didn't have any expectations because I had never seen the show, nor did I know what it was about.
There is a dear little Irish lass, Always loosing the cloth covering her ass.
Robby the rocking robot likes to rock his body to the funky robo beat. Robby robo moon walks while hes rockin down the street. Rocking Robby Robot likes reverse rock round the round about.
For @Bluegerbil who wanted a 't'. Sorry it's a day late. The toad tenses: thump, thump, thump. Tiger. The toad tries tackling the tiger. The tiger, (tickled), taunts the toad; "Terrified.
I have two pet fish, Thea and Freckles... They're over two years old. You'd think by now I'd be used to them, Not doing as they told. I ask them to be quiet, When I'm trying to sleep.
Today, I kicked a brick, An accident, of course, And after my foot connected, I yelled myself hoarse.
"Not so sweet dreams" "Can you read me a bedtime story?" Anica asked. "No," I said bitterly. "Please," she said.
Well, cats, here's my secret, Not a secret any more, Except for you on Opuss, But outside, you know the score... I AM REALLY SPIDERMAN.
7 years earlier My guitar lay at the end of my bed. " Will I be able to take it with me?" I asked nodding towards the wooden guitar.
We where smoking a doobie in the so called "secret" gardens when we heard rustling in the bushes and out came a park ranger and I tried to hop over a small fence about belly-button high but my...
Math test: A farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots- what is the probability that his mothers name is Leslie.
One of the stranger things about this thing is the fact that I can just write as I usually would, sitting here at this desk, and yet have the characters I created sitting around me, living and...
Listen, that's my mate Bob He's got an incredible gob With hands to his lips He could ward off ships But large mouths contain lots of flob Oh yes.
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<daydream> Carry me in arms so tanned, Before taking me to be damned, Lay a rug down over the nettles, And let me kiss all your freckles, A living, moving carpet of green, Truly a beautiful country...
Hi, my name's Deric. Deric Caleb Bellamy. I'm 25 years old. I've got dark, brown hair, tan skin, hazel eyes, and I'm super muscular.