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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. ~ Oscar Wilde.
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Tim Minchin Quote
Here's a bit of Shakespeare; To gild refined gold, To paint the lily, To throw perfume on the violet, Is just fucking silly..
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Bazinga.
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Raj.
" I don't want to be cute, cute is for bunnies. I want to have sex appeal...like a labradoodle!" -Rajesh Koothrapoli.
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I dream of a better day where chickens can cross the road without have their motives questioned!.
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Life
"life can be so unpredictajffhfbfvbsfegv" Demetri martin :).
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Dodgeball
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball".
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Crazy
"No no no, you see, your Highness, there are two types of Crazy. There's the "Omeegod I'm in the Same Room as a Prince" kind of crazy.
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Calvin And Hobbes
"I don't know if I can tolerate that much tolerance." - Hobbes.
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My Autocorrect Convo
Friend: hey whats up... Me: nm in the garden.. Friend: oh cool, what u doing in te garden. lol Me: picking parrots Friend: YOUR GROWING PARROTS!. Me: yes idiot im growing parrots..
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I dont get distracted. I just... AIRPLANE!.
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8 Task
Dont be a crab, be a octopuss. Get 8 things done at once!.
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Today, I will be happier than a bird with a french fry!.
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Cows
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?” - Calvin & Hobbes.
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Super Knickers
“Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.” - Calvin & Hobbes.
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Stars.
Before I go to sleep, I like to stare up at the sky and think... Where the hell has my roof gone?.
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Amore
When, the world hits your eye That's a bigga pizza pie That's Amore ...... ;)).
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Quotes
Statements always seem better when you quote a famous person as having said it - Stephen Hawking.
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Quote Of The Day #1
Y.O.L.O You Obviously Love Orgasms.
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Fight
"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah.
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Um..
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.".
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Iron
"Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.".
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What Were You Thinking?
"Why do people ask “What the hell were you thinking?” Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain it.".
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Sherlock Holmes In Disguise
Never underestimate a girl's ability to find something out..
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