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(this is inspired by Kayne west's track ft Jamie Fox, overdosed on it at 3.a.m lol) #household She'll take your money Cus she's in need And call you honey Then steal your weed Pussy whipped, and...
Been away from opuss for a bit fighting the constant war with laziness and apathy. Any way while browsing the feed catching up on some stuff noticed #household going on.
#household. Sit with me, and stay a while. I'll warm you if you're cold. Together watch the shadows move. Upon a field of gold. Sit with me, say nothing. Let lovers tale be told.
He saw a girl, astonished by her beauty But as guard of the Labyrinth he continued his duty For his long bull's horns and human legs His humanity, he no longer begs He is taken by a beautiful girl.
#household Press 1 for beer 2 for joy Press 3 for a sexy girl 4 for a naughty boy Press 5 for silver 6 for liquid gold Press 7 for being put on never ending hold.....
They say you have it, The Midas touch A wish you wanted for years But now you see the downside when You can't dry your daughter's tears Your fantasies gave all be realised Rich beyond wildest...
#household - gold The truly rich among us Possess not 'precious' gold But love, faith and friendship In this world so cold. ©brownowl2012.
My dress is molten, Dripping with gold, I am your fantasy, Held here, twofold, Reveal every curve, But not everything, I am a goddess, And you, my king, Fall to my feet, I will reach out, Kneel and...
16+ Bad words A voice lost in a never ending chatter Words discarded like pieces of fecal matter A stream of pish that deserves to be flushed So many thoughts that need to be...
Olympics round the corner And I'm a finalist 100 metre sprint A race not to be missed. Watch me as I limber up On the starting line Tucked into a skintight suit Looking mighty fine.
#household @glen When little Sandra went to her Mummy, She said, Can I get a pet for my birthday. Her Mummy was slightly unsure, She said, I'll see what Daddy says.
#household This guy called Drew Who I knew at school Got bullied more than can be told And all because Of the cruel old buzz That arose cos his butt was of gold.
They think I'm sweet and oh so cute. God it makes me want to puke. I'm a naughty little minx. I'm all about nudge nudge...wink wink. It's all about the fun for me. Be whoever I want to be.
#household Hey, lassie, you looking for gold. You'll do anything, so I'm told If you're looking for gilt Put your hand up ma kilt. "Sod off!" she said "You're too f ***ing old!".
#household Warning sexual content/words!.
There once was a couple who made people snigger Their age difference couldn't be bigger She was a curvy nineteen Him eighty with plenty of green But neither minded the tag of Gold digger #household.
#household I'm imaging this as a song on horrible histories!!. Don't know why!!. ;) My father told me not, To be greedy, to be, Happy with what I had got.
I can see the victory It's in my head The gold medal on the podium You'll win.
#household Warning!.
#household I want to say thanks to a funny man, Who brings me up when I'm down (said in southern accent like off eastenders), He makes me smile when I'm at work, And when the other half's a jerk.
#household There was once a naughty child, Her name was Sophie-Jane, She was so competitive, 'Trouble' was her nickname.
#household. Out on the porch you are swingin'. Your daddy comes thru the back door. You don't hear the telephone ringin'. Your momma won't be back no more. Your daddy, he got the message.
#household Okay, so here's a joke I told and the person laughed so hard they fell to the floor...(I wish) "I'm a dragon, let me in!" Me: No, I'm good thanks, "I'm a dragon, I will burn your house...
First there came Neve, I couldn't believe what a difference you made in my life Daddy's little girl, round your finger I twirl, for you and mum I moved to Fife.