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1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all. 3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!. 4.
This is how April comes out of class __________________________ 1st - stands up and collects stuff together (takes about half an hour) 2nd - gets bag up and puts stuff in takes abt 10 mins 3rd -...
I call myself a ninja, A girl who's got the skills, Snagging bars of chocolate, Then running for the hills.
The footballs on This isn't fun What the hell?. Boys can't you tell?.
What good is a funday Without some music to lighten the mood.
I have to share this news. About I guy I know. He has a dirty habit. That makes me want to throw. His name is really Frederick. Mr Frederick Whitbread. But when he's blind drunk.
I take a deep breath, knowing it will be my last for a while. I plunge into the water, heading straight to the bottom. As I reach my target, I feel around, combing for any treasure.
My mate Eddie is mild and meek Goes to football and then he'd streak Eddie had a plan you see To get his nob in full HD The referee would give a toot There'd be Ed in birthday suit But Eddie's...
So there is an epidemic Sweeping through the train Wonky Bill is shouting And smellys at it again.
As the track starts, the drums hit hard. We enter the stage, we all play our part. @leelee101 in the back dropping the mean beat. Hard hitting drummer, now taking the lead.
Once upon a time a little girl named Alisa. She act like a funny girl they always laugh at Alisa. Her dream is to become a comedian and she has a friend name Arriane.
There's a place you know Where the crazeeeees go After their fill of Craziville A place for all crazeeeees to chill..welcome to Laziville It really gets exhausting you know Being fruit loop, and...
Theres a queue a mile long in Tesco, As usual it's Barney the goat, He's packed all his bags with his shopping.. Now he can't find his cash in his coat!!...
Much fun was had in Wonderland, A good time had occurred And after a weekend of parties The crazies collapsed into bed without a word. But lo. What was the grumble From Delilah's tum.
I'm on my laptop, looking around, When I see there's been a new YouTube sensation, I click on it, with a pinging sound, Eager to watch the new creation.
(Inside The TARDIS) The Doctor: "1979 such a great year" as he dashes round the console flicking switches and pulling levers. Amy: Doctor can't we go somewhere you know more warm.
I give my mate a croggy when he walks to Vernon Park, his black eyes are always open and he's game for any laugh.
Me and you is friends You smile, i smile... You hurt, i hurt... You cry, i cry... You jump of a bridge... i gonna miss you E-mails.
So, up marches Prudence the Penguin. With his luggage tucked under his wings.. "What do you keep in your suitcase.
Dalek Tiff Dalek 1: YOU ARE SO FULL OF EXCREMENT THAT YOU HAVE A HANDLE FOR FLUSHING LIKE THE HUMAN CUBICLES KNOWN AS 'PORTALOO' Dalek 2: WELL YOUR MOTHER IS SO TRASHY THAT SHE HAS A PEDAL AT THE...
Dalek Evolution (the Dalek Emperor is.. Uh... Standing by a large, ornate dressing screen. There is movement from behind. ) Emperor Dalek: DALEK BRETHREN - HEAR ME.
7.00am they wake her up. She has a wee in a big cup. They tell her off. More dribbles out with a cough. 8.00am she has a wash. Uses the shower curtain as a cloth. They tell her off.
Hannah - these are things to keep you smiling. Family. Chris Bear. Trilby Dog. Ladybirds. Pancakes. Cupcakes. Sponge cake. Chocolate cake. Pretty much all cake. Noel fielding's comedy.
Sorry if you don't find these funny but i did although I find everything funny so… Knock knock: Who's there. Cows go, Cows go who. Cows go moo not who silly. Who's there. Howie, Howie who.