Thousands of free stories. Support your favorites when you're ready.
Showing stories tagged with #household Clear filter
#household In a cave deep underground, A glinting secret I had found. It shone a bright, glistening glow, Made you stop and just say...
#Household I could live in a house of gold, It could be young or it could be old. I could live in a crumbling wreck, With a holey roof and a rotting deck.
Gold. Golden Eye, Gun in the bag, Time for death, Time to die. Go for gold. But what about silver. Will you take home the best or the second best. Golden ring.
#Household There is something locked safe inside a jewelery chest. Kept all shiney and clean only worn with the sunday best. A little gold charm bracelet with a few old stories to tell.
For @leelee101, tea lover extraordinaire. There was a young lady named Faye Who liked a cup of earl grey But the tea she did spill On her best dress's frill So she's drinking coffee today.
#household A House elf named Dennis Kucinich (from Congress, not one that plays quidditch) while on the air With Stephen Colbert, Like Popeye whipping out spinach, Pulled something from inside his...
#Household Challenge There once was a woman named Mary who had a husband named Larry. He'd scream and shout and stomp about. He was a man quite scary.
Teabags, F*** you all around. My mother drinks you by the pound. You're so gross, so sweet and thin, My mom would put some whiskey in. And then, she'd make awful, dumb sounds.
#household "Dad do you know the piano is on my foot?" "You hum it son and I'll play it!" Such a funny advert for such a british brew, It wasn't done for Tetley nor was it for Typhoo, Dressed up...
Oh teabag you do get around, As you're bought by people~with the pound, Day after day you'd never think, That all day long the teabag I could drink, I'm so glad teabags were finally found.
#household Merv was a perv with a mag Followed wanking with tea and a fag Knocked over his cup When he got up Burnt his knob with the hot tea bag.
#household - teabag There once was a teabag emporium, Run by a Mr Delorian. One day he went crazy, Set fire to Miss Daisy... Here's to a crazy memoriam. ©brownowl2012.
I use teabags made in China Because there are none finer But Indian tea Just as good for me I drink it when I'm in a diner Then there's the teabag from Wales Which needs a boost to its sales It's...
#household Mavis was a slag in drag His moobs were beginning to sag So he filled out his bra With tea bags from the jar Now his tits zig zag not drag.
Glen once knew a man who was sad. Nothing went right he was mad. Cheer up mate. Life can be great. Here have this cup with a Teabag. He took my cup and added water.
My rubbish attempt: 'To make a cup of tea' The video says to me 'We need to have a tea bag' But oh no, it's starting to lag But wait who would go on YouTube to make a cuppa tea. #household.
#household I popped the kettle on, Listening to a funky song. A herbal teabag for me. I called as I made my tea. I hope this day isn't long!.
#Household #Teabag My failed attempt: There once was a woman called Mrs Sag. Who was a miserable hag. She made an english brew She left it too long to stew. That was one strong ol' tea bag..
I've been away from Opuss. For more than a few days. I've had a friend stay over. So I'm not really to blame. I've missed a lot of poems. And whatever else people post. I've no idea what's going on.
#household. There once was a bossy old hag. Who lived with another old bag. She ordered her about. She would scream and shout. "Get me some tea, bag!". Well that was it thought the old bag.
#household The teabag was loved by a man He decided to call him stan His poor wife decided she'd had enough Life for her was getting too tough Off with the teabag she ran..
I wish i was a teabag so i could stay at home all day, And talk to other teabags In a teabag sort of way. l'd like to be a teabag and.
There was this tight old hag Who was a Scrooge so bad She loved her cups of tea But was tea bag tight you see 20 times she would use one bag #household.
Oh just some water, Missing your teabag, If I can throw one in then you would be taster.