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I huff and I puff, The little kitties just can't get enough, I stomp and snort, I'm in desperate need of support, Every single one - GUILTY as charged.
Right. Where have you gone. It's been almost a week. If you don't turn up soon I'm going to call the police. I'm really starting to get the vibe That you're not so keen On covering my wee tootsies.
Birds of a feather flock together...and then shit on your car. A penny saved is a government oversight.
I'm laying on my bed as i'm looking up at the ceiling.. Suddenly I get this annoying feeling. I'm laying there and something tickles me from within.
I wonder is our weather Caused by our British frame of mind. And if we were more positive Would we live in warmer climes.
Early Wednesday morning The Queen was sitting down Reflecting on her reign And the bash in London town She was feeling poorly And really very tired Maybe there's a stand-in Lookalike that could be...
So iv been getting a lot of stick, For writing things that make others feel thick. So here's a poem that they can relate to, Not that I'm aiming this at any of the opuss crew.
: '\___/. __/ \__. \___/. / \. ____ ____. / / _ \\// _ \\ YOU. / / / \\// \\ SUCK. | | /. | | .
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything. Your shadow Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law.
Internet blues today I've been unable to play Electronic friend On which I depend Has been down nearly all day Haven't been able to post What I like doing the most I'm mad as a hatter My PC I'll...
Sometimes when I wake up, The sheets are closing in, And it's always an epic battle, To see who's going to win.
' ' / \ /___\ ___|_____ ~~~~/\~~~~~\______/~~ |\__/ \____ | __\/__/// •_\ |/ Can you see that...
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock.
Last night the Olympic flame Touched down in old Belfast I wonder if all of this hype Will ever actually last.
I have always wondered If it was ever true That you could fit into a bucket Everything you want to do.
Everyone seems to be doing it so. To ride a dolphin And see all the fish. To see a falling star To grant me a wish. To be kissed by someone Who actually cares. To camp in the wild Along with the...
"Eye have a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
There are a few things I want to do before I die. I'd love to pluck a single star out from the sky. To be able to run with wolves through the tundra snow.
A man approaches a young woman in a shop, he asks "is it ok if I chat to you for a while.
There's a fella on this train. Wearing shorts, even in this rain. He may be quite bold. But his legs must be cold. Or there's something wrong with his brain. He's spilling over with fat.
Sorry, this is all I've got, it's been a long day:) "That's a poodle" "flapdoodle!" "It's got curly hair" "I don't care" "I know dogs, I've taken classes" "That's not a poodle you need...
I want to surf high on a wave Watching the surfers makes me crave To walk on water handsome and brave To master the board and tame the wave But tight rubber suits put me off Ok in the bedroom to be...
Enter through the gates of Hell Sustenance to select, Choose the right one on pain of death.
It's word of the day day again-yay. Today's word is: 'Flapdoodle' Which is a word originating from 1878 which means 'foolish talk' or 'nonsense'.