Civil Servants
The world is an illusion shrouded in someone else's happiness I work hard to avoid the endless forms wrapped in red taped ribbons Every other department wants to know what I don't have hidden So some...
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The world is an illusion shrouded in someone else's happiness I work hard to avoid the endless forms wrapped in red taped ribbons Every other department wants to know what I don't have hidden So some...
Evening all. Firstly my thanks to @eddie12309 for choosing 'Gloom' as her winner. Secondly my thanks to her son, the dirty toothed Alex, for choosing 'fish...' as his winner.
I'm one of the lads again now yes, I'm one of the lads again. I can paint the town red and choose my own bed I'm one of the lads again.
-I had this saved, unsure if I've posted it before, but I'm proud of this one.- The day was mist and cloud banks, You came to me and cried, You told me you were sorry, and- You never should have...
Susan had dated Bob for some time, so long in fact that she was more than ready for intimacy with her gentleman friend.
Its supposed to be the light to which I am attracted, But I just can't help myself being dragged into the blackness. It's attractive, it really messes with my brain.
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual.
I cannot tell when the dreams began any more. I've lived with them now as long as I can remember and wouldn't be surprised to learn I've had them even longer than that.
About a year ago I met a lovely girl on the Internet, like I'm sure that everybody has, but this girl was different.
It was sticky in the bush, for Pablo and his mates. Bouncing around with the kangaroos and challenging turtles to race. Now things where pretty bonza, for Pablo, Mixxy and Titch.
Adult content strictly 18+ Alone...
#acorn I thought I might post this again for any new Opussians. This is for those who have just joined Opuss and might need a little 'phrasebook'.
Wow.... I guess this is my 200th Opuss. I would just like to thank all the Opussians who have helped me get this far, especially my 88 wonderful followers.
They're storming Canary Wharf, Stabbing London's financial heart, Tearing down the Stock Exchange; Let the chaos start.
#household Loosely based on Of Mice And Men I hear he wears an oven glove. An oven glove. An oven glove. I hear he wears an oven glove Full of Vaseline. Full of Vaseline I say. Vaseline you say.
Erin It had been a relatively uneventful week. Especially after the scaring I'd had last Sunday. It was strange. Today was the most interesting thing that had happened all week.
So, it was late that night when Tyler sat down in a chair, on the Vocaloids main tour bus, with all the Type-2 Vocaloids present, and a few of their variations.
o o o o o If I owned a submarine, o I'd go down deeper than we've been; Across...
CHAPTER 8 Temari stood in the middle of a great, green field, staring at Solind from a hundred feet away. They were both in position to fight.
I'm gonna start by buying you all the tacky stuff that you don't want Candles that you won't light Cushions I can't sit on Tea cups with hearts and a love slogan Red roses wrapped in shiny foil A big...
I'm not lost, in order to be lost you have to know where you're supposed to be - I don't even know that..
Walking over the summit of My Hill, looking solemnly down this chosen valley, I spied a wood Green, of conifers and ivy and holly and pine that so surprised me in this blank, dull, grey Winter.
#adventchallenge. I thought I'd take the car. For a journey into town. Gently pressed the pedal. And now I'm upside down. It wasn't a crash per se. More a theatrical roll.
"Have you got a memory stick for me to use." Alana asked "So its a yes then!" Jemma said handing over her memory stick. "I never said that." "So you wont?" Jemma said.