The Mighty Boosh
Vince: "I'm edgy, I'm mad, crazy...off the hook" Howard: "edgy. Your about as edgy as a satsuma".
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MAD HOUR.
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Keep.. What?
Keep clam and carry on spelling..
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LOL! Teacherss!
LOL when teahers ask youu.. "do you act like this at home?" "....umm Actuallyy YESS!" Alwayss shutss them up. !YOLO!.
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Rebellss At Heartt!
Everything is always funnier when your not aloud to laughhh. Hahaa Dont ya thinkk?. X ;'D oooOooOo rebellss we are!.
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Wise Words
"I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies." -Zap Brannigan.
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Does It Look Like I Care?
Trash talked by many. Hated by some. Guess how many fucks I give. It's less than one!.
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Some People!
Some people just need a hug..... Round there neck.... .....With a rope!.
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Tranquilliser
Laughter is a tranquilliser with no side effects..
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Lemons
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand cookies..
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Friendship is like peeing yourself.. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings...
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Quote From Groucho
Groucho foresaw the coming of reality tv with this quote I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book..
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How about a nice cup of go fuck yourself?.
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Which Side?
I hate two-faced bitches because I never know which side to slap.
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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus when the limo breaks down. ~ Oprah Winfrey.
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Animal cruelty is so wrong. Brb going to KFC - AnnoyingFacebookGirl.
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Sleep
A symptom of caffeine deprivation..
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If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. ~ Malcolm X.
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Say the words 'alpha kenny body' out loud very fast..
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If nothing's going right... Go left..
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About Justin Bieber
Im thinking about buying Biebers copyright and stop all this shit - Bill Gates.
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OMG I love Pokemon. (only knows pikachu) - AnnoyingFacebookGirl (twitter).
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Amazing Childhood Moment.
Falling asleep on the sofa And waking up the next morning In your bed wandering how you got there.
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Promise
If anyone cries at my funeral I will never speak to them again. ~ Stan Laurel.
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