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#household challenge There's nothing better then sitting down to relax with nice hot cuppa tea in your hand. I'm sure you can all agree with this. So raise your tea cups high and true.
A little tea for two Alone just me and you We'd have sandwiches and cake Happy memories we would make I'd happily share my tea bag with you #household.
Tea bags upon the eyes Can hide a thousand cries Can get rid of the bags Dark shadows so bad Kiss your woes goodbye #household.
#household. It's early in the morning and I'm making tea. Out the window I look and up in my tree. It's those damn sheep having a laugh. I see one about to drop my most prized bath.
#household There once was a little girl named Eddie Whose face was awfully freckly When the sun came out Perforations popped out And tea bag she was called by many.
There was a girl called Kim Who once upon a time was slim After breast feeding twins so long Her tits are no longer strong Are tits like wrung out tea bags in. #household.
#household I find my home out on the street. All sorts of people that I meet, I find my home amongst the trash... Teabags, apple cores, all in my stash, I keep it down, it's quite a feat.
#household Lady Grey did sigh, All the teas were named after guys.
There once was a man called Lee Who really loved a good cup of tea To get a quality tea bag He may even dress up in drag And sing I'm a little teapot with me. #household.
We're all singing praises for tea A drink that is so tasty Teabags are mean To the coffee bean Think of poor, unloved coffee. #household All rights reserved. Nom 18th July 2012..
#household. Dunk dunk dunk, stir in the milk. Dip in the spoon and stir. Squeeze the teabag into oblivion...oh dear I think it's burst. Take the tea up to my room, there I will drink my heaven.
There was a psychic called Marie Who saw the future in tea She couldn't tell mine She called me a swine Teabags meant that she couldn't see #household.
#household Every Saturday morning, After I've been snoring, I make tea, Just for me, Though I'm tired and yawning!.
A man suffering from Delhi belly Whose doctor prescribed herbal tea Had to call it quits 'Cos teabags gave him sh*** Now he's suffering from luminous pee #household.
Everyone loves a good brew But make sure the teabag can stew Add milk; just a splash And stir in a flash And we'll natter, with tea, me and you. #household All rights reserved. Nom 18th July 2012..
There was young man from Tralee Who used a strainer to make his cup of tea Fed up with the bits That got on his t*** Now a teabag is best he agrees #household.
There was once bag of tea, Who was by chance me. I dip and dunk, Get tossed in junk, I have feelings; do you see #household.
That tea bag of mine Treated like a living thing Is never used ever Just a waste Tea- the king #household.
#household Dunk me in a cosy mug, Get me out with a lil' tug. Then sip and gulp, Mash me to a pulp, Until inside you're warm and snug..
There once was a man from Delhi Who was picking tealeaves merrily While clipping his nails In his basket they fell Fancy fingernail teabags for tea. #household All rights reserved.
I've used the same teabag daily Since nineteen ninety three It's shrivelled and old Covered in mould But still makes a great cup of tea #household.
Most nights I like a quick toke Makes me laugh at any joke But with grass full of seeds Teabags and tea leaves Too often I splutter and choke. #household.
There was an very old hag Who liked so much to tea bag Balls go in Life of sin Now everyone calls her slag #household.
Ok, thank you, Nic for choosing my effort(s) as your winner.