Stupid
Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid. ~John Wayne..
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The Simpsons
Driving along the road a deer jumps in front of the car. Homer : D'oh Lisa. : A deer Marge. : A female deer.
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Senses
"I've heard that if you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced. I wonder if that's why people with no sense of humour have an enhanced sense of self-importance.".
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Dreams
When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum..
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Don't Worry About It
If a girl says don't worry about it, you'd better worry about it..
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According To Jim
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey.
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You Call Me...?
YOU CALL ME A BITCH. Well a bitch is a Dog And dogs bark and bark is on trees and trees are nature and nature is beautiful SO THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT.
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Quote
"This story is for my friends, my loving family, and Bart" - Homer Simpson.
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Genius Tips
Be friend with stupid people. You will feel like genius all the times!.
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From The Great Bard Himself
I had to follow the last post with the final word from Winnie the Pooh-. "People who don't think probably don't have brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake".
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Eye Spy
"Babylon 5: Racing Mars (#4.10)" (1997) Marcus Cole: I spy with my little eye something beginning with "B." Dr. Stephen Franklin: Boxes. Marcus Cole: Right.
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Just Winston Churchill
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill..
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Great Questions
1. Why are we here. 2. I'd there a God. 3. What is the reason for life. 4. What's for lunch?.
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Untitled
NEVER underestimate the power of Greyskull..
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Broken Clocks
"Even a clock that's broken is right twice a day" ...but still absolutely useless..
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Contraception
A fake name; always the best form of contraception..
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"I'm not as stupid as I look"
....I, on the other hand prefer my adaptation: "I'm not as stupid as you look".
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Untitled
A glass half full, a glass half empty ...who cares. I just wanna know who drank my pint!.
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Unfortunate
I don't know why they call it "stool" I certainly wouldn't want to sit on it....
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Angry
Im SO angry that I made a post..
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Fuck You
"that's not facetious, your audience which will clap apparently anything is frivolous. *responding to boos from audience* Ha fuck you, fuck you." - Christopher Hitchens.
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Spelling, Punctuation And Grammar
The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit..
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Anuvahood..
"fruitella, it's a badman sweet.. You get me" Simple things do make me chuckle (^_^) xXx.
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Bolt⚡
"That's an odd place to put a piano?".
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