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1. Write things that are older than Internet itself. And your mum. Together. 2. Write things that claims to be true, although most normal people have already googled it. Refer to the #1 rule. 3.
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1. Write things that are older than Internet itself. And your mum. Together. 2. Write things that claims to be true, although most normal people have already googled it. Refer to the #1 rule. 3.
[At the wake, Denise is cruising for men] Denise Hennessey: Hi. I'm Denise. Gay Man #1: Matt. Denise Hennessey: I love your tie. Gay Man #1: Oh, thanks. Denise Hennessey: Are you single, Matt.
You have probably all heard this joke. There are 3 kids at a school called Zip,Willy and Pee. Their teacher leaves the room then they go crazy and do anything to reck the classroom.
Chapter 1, in which johnny foreigner does not altogether see a play Normal objects do not change place in space and time often.
I just want to say thank you to all my followers. I also want to say that im writing a story. Its called The Runaway Slave. Please read them #1, #2 & #3.
#1: No new clothes shall be purchased until existing clothes are pronounced completely dead.
This review is crossposted from http://blog.dave.io --- My Netflix subscription allows me to select from a vast quantity of straight-to-video turkeys, mostly low-budget horror flicks, to act as...
#1 If you really knew me u'd know i used to give myself away to boys becos i thought they loved me or i thought it would make me more 'popular'!:(.
My name is Thiti. My life is some what... Messed up. Not a good family background and social issue with my friends.
The material tools of life: #1 Mobile Phones I love my phone, I check it at random and according to "stats", 78% of the population reach for their phone when they first awake in the morning.
The practice of medicine is an art. Someone told me that once. It takes a lot of studying to become proficient at it.
#1 Cat poop is toxic to sea otters..
Am loving the Opuss app!. Really love everyones work. Keep it up!!.
Challenge #1: Day 1: The other day, I realized that so many of the sounds happening around us we tune out to focus on other things.