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#4lines4fun The fart is a volcanic eruption That descends from the city of Bum Passes through the valley of trouser And comes out with a musical hum....
#4lines4fun I once had a dog Who like to hump frogs I once had a frog Who didn't like dogs.
Make a mess, make a mess -the voice said The teacup stood then toppled onto the floor Clean it up, clean it up -the voice cried The teacup then squirted tea back into my eye. ~don't ask......
#4lines4fun Tig-tag-a-too, Was a monkey in a zoo, He flig flagged about, Til they flagging fligged him out!.
#4lines4fun #nonsense My uncle Rick chopped off his dick Just to prove them wrong "Your just a prick" the girls would quip Well now that prick has gone.
#4lines4fun You see I was just tagged But I think that you're it You think you're not bad Yet you smell like shit Lmfao :-/.
#4lines4fun A little story for you I swear that it's true Today for some stew Came round my aunt Sue.
#4lines4fun Here's the situation, I need a big poo But I'm too bloody lazy to get up and move I'm too scared to fart, I might follow through So please won't you tell me, what can I do?.
#4lines4fun There once was a writer called Dick Who never finished a limerick It would all go just fine Until he reached the 5th line.
I've an angry pimple, On the end of my nose. Every time I squeeze it, It explodes then grows. #4lines4fun.
#4lines4fun Hahahahaha. Hehehehehe. Hohohohoho. Oooops just peed myself!.
Sir Isaac Newton once said, 'Who the bloody hell threw that?' He also said, 'For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.' It's pretty quiet. The acrostic word is Melancholy.