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I walked into a pub earlier and said, "A pint of Guiness please." The young barman looked at me and said, "Do you have any ID?" "ID?" I laughed, "I could be your dad." "Prove it" he replied.
In a bar, there are three horses. The first one bragged, "I was in a race today, and I was last running.
In the lonely hours of the night in a bar, all you can really do is people watch with your colleagues on the bar, which proves as great light entertainment.
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar.
A piece of black tarmac walks into a bar and says "I'll fight anyone in here. Who wants a fight?" But nobody replies, so the piece of black tarmac sits down at a table.