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There Was A Blonde, Brunette, And A Red Head. They Were Running From The Cops And Ran Down An Alley.
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Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets. A: She went looking for the three guys..
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Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory. A: For throwing out the W's..
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NEWSFLASH: Blonde girl fired from banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones..
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One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away.
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.
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If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled - constant mental state...
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Three blonde nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day.
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Blonde Cliffs
A blonde and a brunette both jump off a cliff. Which hits the ground first. The brunette. The blonde stops to ask for directions..
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how do u drown a blonde. ~glue A mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool!. not being offensive its just a joke I am a blonde myself.
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
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Doctor
A redhead goes to the doctor and the doctor looks at her and says "now what seems to be the problem here" She says "doc every time i touch myself it hurts. Watch." she poked herself all over.
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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her friend said, "O.K.
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"Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream.
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Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her driver's license. A: Because she got an F in sex..
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What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common. You always hear about them but never see any!.
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What is every blonde's ambition in life. To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet..
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A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.
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There were three persons - a blonde a brunette and a redhead. They all were running from the cops. They hid on a potato farm, crawling into some potato bags.
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Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?.
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A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe..
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Q: What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme. A: HumpMe DumpMe..
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What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear. A wind tunnel!.
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Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night....
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