What should I write?
I'm not quite sure what to write. I have so many ideas I can't decide.
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Cheese Battle News| Frontline Report
The battle has ended, not a moment too soon. Our favorite lasses sing a triumphant tune. We throw a parade, and join in their song, Confident that they will never do wrong.
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Escape|CheeseBattle
#chessebattle. Lee and evil Nic and D,. They all have plans to splatter me,. I'm tied up in a spider sack,. Can see the future,. Tick, tick, splat,. My Nan is making bed for two,.
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How Can I Help You Today .......
Operator: Good morning and thank you for calling Happy Land. How can I help you today. Caller: I feel like shit, and I need cheering up Operator: that's great to hear.
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A Day In The Life Of A Super Villain
Peasants. Fools. How can I possibly be expected to totally eradicate all forms of government and State, when I am given brain dead cretins like THESE. DON'T THEY YET REALISE.
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Cliffy 1
(I made this last year in work after seeing a slightly crazy guy come in with an epic moustache one day, it's a little gory, but the others should be safe!) The epic adventures of Cliffy B Sat high...
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The Kurd, The Arab And The Iranian
Hi guys. This joke Might be a little offensive for turks, but hey, it's a joke.
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Poor Jerome
This ain't no test It ain't no drill You know the hole You're going to fill So come on Bob Show that crack @Delilah, Jerome's not Coming back.
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Going For Gold
Olympics round the corner And I'm a finalist 100 metre sprint A race not to be missed. Watch me as I limber up On the starting line Tucked into a skintight suit Looking mighty fine.
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Tea Madness
Glen once knew a man who was sad. Nothing went right he was mad. Cheer up mate. Life can be great. Here have this cup with a Teabag. He took my cup and added water.
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Untitled
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons.
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Roxy
#household She came one Friday morning In a cardboard box Plastic limp and lifeless Realistic flowing locks I gave her the name 'Roxy' All pinky, shrivelled down A breath of air was needed To make...
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Hairy Tales
This is the truth to all those fairy tales you've come to know. The little fucking liars changed how the story would go. Snow white... She took a bite. Then she fell aslumber...
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A guy went to the local council for an interview for a job in the office.
The interviewer asked him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replied, "Yes, caffeine." The interviewer asked him, "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" He replied, "Yes, I was in the...
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50 Shades Of Chav
I can't take credit for this.. But it's so funny I thought you'd like it too....
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Retirement
EMPLOYEE NOTICE: Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, National has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 55 years of age and above on early,...
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Screamo Vs Bunny Rabbits
Screamo vs bunny rabbits Of that they shouldnt make a habbit Fighting to the death In an arena soaked in meth The screamo screamed and the bunny bunnied If you watch it on TV it will be sugar coated,...
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Theoretically or Realistically
A young lad went to his father and asked the difference between Theoretically and RealisticallyThe father thought and said "Well son go and ask your mother if she would sleep with Wayne Rooney for a...
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Sickipedia!
It's not very good, however there were a few funny jokes I found (some aren't even jokes, but still..) I didn't make ANY of these up, so I can't can't take the credit....or the blame... 1. Anagram...
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Cheese
For @sjw and for #cheesechallenge. I love macaroni cheese,. I can eat four portions with ease,. It starts as a massive pot,. But then I think I'll eat the lot,. Not quite sure what it is,.
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Work Work Work
Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
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Death By Falling Piano?
John sat down eagerly at the resteraunt table,thinking about what to order.He scratched his head.Chicken or rice. He thought."Rice" He said.
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Frowny Clowny
On the stage dressed as a clown Throwing pies and falling down Teasing the kids,tickling chins Then later smoking weed behind the bins Walking on stilts,balancing plates A flask of vodka outside the...
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Words Mean Everything
1. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. 2.time is a great teacher, but unfortunatley it kills all it's pupils... 3.
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