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Cider's making my ears ring, I have the uncontrollable urge to sing... What was that. I'm a little pissed, I think you said something that I missed... Oh that is shiny - fire and gold.
Last night I fancied some cider. Drunk quite a lot ....nice. And although my heads not great. Feels like its in a vice. My virtual drinking partner. The vino and tea drinking Lee.
I know a Miss who was on the piss Quaffing loads of cider Headhurty surely in the post With all that booze inside her Me, I'm fine, I drank my wine Then washed it down with tea I didn't need the...
Dear Miss Brown I understand you're on the sauce, just like I am. I'd like to ask, how's it going. For I seem to be to-ing and fro-ing.
Leelee's on the vino Oh dear oh dear oh dear He's much worse on that stuff Than he is on tea or beer Better take it easy If I possibly can But there's still a bottle in my fridge To drink it is my...
Sunday morning, I have survived Why on earth was I up at half past five I drunk some but didn't get too pissed Yet here comes pain with its bastard kiss Personally I blame the ale Bought in haste for...
I'm going to a party A 50th birthday do No it's not for me So not another word from you.
Stand back when the music does begin. Or you'll feel the force of 'Crazy Legs Lynn'. After a few Port and Lemons with lots of ice. My god, take care, those legs take flight.
It must be nearly beer o'clock I've waited half the day. I'm in the mood to say 'let's rock' It's nearly time to play. Start off slow with a couple of beers It's a marathon not a sprint.
I'd had a bad week. Had a lot of drinking to do. Wanted to drop my troubles. At the door of 'The Anchor Blue'. I had 3 lagers, 4 JD and cokes. Followed by 5 vodka shots. The troubles were fading fast.
Not too much from me today A double christening Loads of friends and cupcakes A special happening Doesn't seem that long ago Since these young mums were kids They grow up all too quickly Look what...
Oh god, Should I regret my Decision last night. My stomachs just not happy with me, And heads becoming irritated. @gazplend was the first to say, I was wasted when I didn't think I was.
She's here again, What can I say, Especially with this rain, Drunk Molly's got her hands on some echo falls rosa...
Ok rain, I've had enough. Yes I like you, But I'm getting fed up. Your putting me in a foul mood on my holiday, Which is never good...
I wish I had a crane. To visit Auntie Jane. She lives on the top floor. And that really is a pain. She had a trampoline. That she gave to Sister Jean. She has to hold her habit.
The party is all set and I am ready to go. Get the music beating move to the flow. iPuss dressed up as the egyptian queen. The biggest party you have ever seen.
A party is underway And it'll go on all day 300th post More than most Well done @iPuss I say Boozing and dancing galore Shake your booty.
I had a little box. It was full of beer. Now my box is empty. But I am full of cheer. The Irish are doing well. Italy won me big. I topped this months poker league. That's why I'm attempting a jig.
What would be a festival without some pints of beer. Frothy flagons flecked with foam, and dripping from my beard. Ales pale, red and dark, stouts as black as night.
My nickname at college was or'gaz'm Still don't know why. Maybe it was just a metaphor Or those moments on the dance floor Kissing,touching,drunken lies More drink and girls I cried.
When you're feeling down. And you're life begins to stink. Have no fear my friend. Here's a bottle of drink. When you've drunk just half. Your brain decides to thaw. Here ya go my friend.
Wet your whistle Wednesday is worthy of a mention, It's all downhill to the weekend and so it's my intention To raise a glass to Wednesday and merrily send it off While I refill my glass of Pinot,...
After a night of excess, Payment is due. Stomach is angry, Forehead is too. Reach for the tablets, Numbing the pain. What did I do. Dehydrated brain.
[The article below is a part of my life in words, please do not copy it] There are many roads we walk down as we grow into an adult, these roads often lead us ultimately to where we want to be in...