Random quote #161
My randomness is what makes me who I am. Ooooh. Look at that adorable dog over there!.
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im the tide. we both know i can't stay..
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i may be ugly but... nevermind my personality sucks too..
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I Had A Dream
In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed.
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Awkward
Anyone else zone out mid-conversation and pretend to know what the other person is saying?.
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Shuffle
*puts iPod on shuffle* *skips through fifty songs*.
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Uh...
How is it that when someone asks you your name, which has been your name all your life, you still go 'uh' before you tell them?.
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13 Quotes
Heres 13 quotes i like, my favorites are 9 and 11 ------------------------------ 1- the two most common elements in the universe is hydrogen and stupidity, but not in that order 2- if at first you...
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School
Seven Crap Hours Of Our Lives.
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Boys
Boys are like nail polish, in two ways.
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Irony
Irony (n) - drawing pictures of trees on paper..
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Dog Home
Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything but the dog..
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Going To Fridge
I enjoy long romantic Walks to the fridge..
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Epic Quotes
"Ferrari is so pleased with it, they've named it after the founder of the company. They call it the Enzo. That'd be the same as Lotus calling their next car...
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Epic Quotes
"This is the first time in my lifetime that Irish people are able to go: 'What. You're going to England. It's full of terrorists. Come to Ireland. We've no terrorists at all.
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Epic Quotes
"Poisson... d'aeroplane...?" Alan Davies, when asked on QI what 'flying fish' is in French.
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"Americans are good at herding Bison. The end." Jeremy Clarkson.
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Whenever you feel sad just remember that somewhere in the world there's some idiot pulling on a door that says "PUSH".
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"OMG I love One Direction!" Jeff, eat a snickers. You're gay when you're hungry..
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How Drunk Were You?
-You took your sock off, gave it to a short guy, and said "here Dobby you're free". -You congratulated a potato on his part in Toy Story. -You were in my fireplace yelling "DIAGON ALLEY!".
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i never lost a game, i just ran out of time..
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That's Not Offensive...
Some guy in our class said this (actually he shouted it, attracting a few teachers): "I'm not a homophobe, you dirty faggot!" Not offensive in the slightest....
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Worrying Is Stupid
Worrying is like walking around with an umbrella on your hand waiting for it to rain. --Wiz Kalifa.
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Cat Quote
A cat allows you to sleep on the bed. On the edge. ~ Jenny De Vries.
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