Birthdays Are Good For You
It has been scientifically proven that birthdays are good for you, The more you have to longer you live..
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Gravity Joke
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down..
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Missing One's Stop
On the tube from West to East,. I fancied having a readable feast. On the Piccadilly bit I had a thought. I shall change to District at Barons Court. Started reading and before I knew.
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The Corner
Are you cold. Go stand in that corner. Its 90 degrees over there..
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Soft kitty warm kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty Sleepy kitty Purr purr purr "Dr. Sheldon Cooper".
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Punctuation Saves Lives
"Let's eat, Grandma!" "Let's eat Grandma!" See, punctuation saves lives!.
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Mum: What goes ha ha bonk. An apple falling out of a tree. Me: Why's it laughing. Mum: Because it proved Newton's theory yet again.
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Science Joke
How are Batman and 16 sodiums related. Nanananananana. (just to say that my friend told me this, I'm not THAT sad).
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I pray for world peace, the safety of kittens, and that Peter Jackson doesn't f*ck up The Hobbit..
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Negative numbers
I'll stop at nothing to avoid negative numbers.
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Elements
All good jokes about elements argon....
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Organs
I would tell you a joke about my organ transplant, but I don't have the heart..
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Pencil
I would tell you a joke about an unsharpened pencil, but it's pretty blunt..
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Wouldn't It Be Great To Know Everything?
Yes... And no!.
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Popularity
A geek walked up to popular girl and said: GEEK: Hi... GIRL: Eww... NERD ATTACK !!. GEEK: Errr I think I'm a geek... GIRL: I know; I'm talking about your fashion sense. GEEK: Thank you.
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Doctor Who Puns
Why did the Titanic sink. Because the Doctor didn't try his TARDIS to save it. What does Doctor Who have with his pizza. Dalek bread. Why is Doctor Who a regular at the dentist.
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<3
-Knock knock -Who's there. -Doctor -Doctor who. -… hehe. Makes me laugh every time.!.
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Math...
I am tired of finding the square root of x. Maybe you should find the square root of easy and tell me it. Nerd: I just found the square root of x. Girl: I just found the square root of cool.
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Sad Han
Why did Han Solo cry when he tasted his meat. It was Chewy.
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Star Wars
What do you get when you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter. Mango Fett.
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Blood Joke
The doctors said I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O.
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Windows Live Hotmail now lets you create additional e-mail 'aliases' that you can give to websites that you suspect might sell your e-mail address if you give it to them.
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Why can't david guetta go fishing. Because he's always dropping the bass. Bad joke I'm sorry.
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You Can't Spell
Studying without Dying.
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