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It's 100 days until Christmas. I know I know I know. But you better get ready. Before you know it there'll be snow. Avoid the rush, avoid the crush. Get out shopping now.
Christmas is looming, folks. "But it's only September!" I hear you cry. But not too long ago you said "but it's only April!" and look what happened to that.
Old Saint Nic was a grumpy old git. He was constipated and couldn't handle it. Mrs Nic got bored of his pleas and cries. As Old Saint Nic nearly burst a blood vessel in his eyes.
I bet you have read the title and thought, 'dear lord, here she goes again'. Indeed, here I do go again. Any other family, with three children, would be able to handle Father's Day with ease.
Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.
T'was the night before christmas,. And all was quiet. The cookies were out,. As well as a carrot. Young Jimmy O'Hugh,. Awake in his bed. Crept downstairs,. A thought in his head. He thought of Santa,.
Coming home from school with his mother, one crisp December afternoon, Sammy was delighted to see that a letter was waiting for him.