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Monday's chocolate for filling your face,. Tuesday's chocolate rich in continental taste,. Wednesday's chocolate sprinkled on gateau,. Thursday's chocolate a fountain for show,.
Hey, what's that smell. (sniff sniff) what, no, I didn't fart. It's not like I would lie. It's just I didn't have any part. When there's a smell, a rule follows. To lay blame to your friends.
When I was a small boy I wanted to be James Bond. Now I am middle aged I want a garden pond. When I was a small boy I wanted to eat a sweet. Now I am middle aged I get pains in my feet.
Whoo, cheer, shout, wave hands what's going on. Oh that's right the bloody rugby is on. It's England and Scotland playing today No idea what's going on but it's a nice sight I have to say.
Best friend: Good morning. Me: Good morning. Best friend: Your hair looks terrible. Me: Shut up. Best friend: You might wanna take a shower and make your hair nice and soft again.
#fillintheblank There once was a man named Jack. Jack really loved to hack. One not so average day, however, Jack had a nasty run in with an app. This experience forever changed Jack's life.
Hey can I take a picture of you. 'Why?' Because I want to show my mom her future daughter-in-law. ••••••••••••• Hey can I take a picture of you.
18+ This poem's only aim is to say one word, I know that the very idea may seem absurd.
Words, as we know, can be extremely powerful.
I have a religion. Haribos. I pray to the Haribo god (guy on the front of the Haribo packet). Please join me in my religion. You must listen to the Haribo god.
Glancing from aisle to aisle, need something sweet to make me smile... Chocolate covered pastries just the treat, my stomach's rumbling, they have to meet.
Is this what death feels like. Like ice chilling your soul. Should it feel like I'm falling. Straight to hot coals.
#pundaymonday Hello all. So, I've been noticing a lot of challenges and new tags on Opuss lately. I'd like to start a new "trend".
My friends offer valuable medical advice for free although none of them are qualified like my real GP.
Barking dog barks loud, Growling at me for an hour I wish it was out. I wish it was out Growling at someone else now In a park outside… It wags its’ tail now. Sad eyes looking at me, Go away -not...
Pep rallies... Where to begin. I knew it was trouble When I first walked in. Pop music was playing. Teachers dancing, too. Seriously. I wasn't even next to you.
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All of these are real cars and you can still see some in the UK. Some of their names have been changed since they came here - especially the Japanese ones.
I'm currently learning Japanese and I thought that a few readers might find the cross over from our native English language interesting and useful when visiting the Land of the Rising Sun.
Me: What are we. Best friend: I'm a guy and you're a girl.. I think. Me: I'm still a girl.. For now. Best friend: Please don't become a guy.. Then I will have to become gay.
I have a pet hate -I’m not a fan of insects/bugs of any kind -I know they have their uses; spiders catch flies, worms make the soil healthy, bees pollinate etc but what’s the deal with wasps.
Some find it unusual, I make it commonplace. To take my tea with members of a multi-spindled race. The washing up's a doddle, done at four times the pace. When I invite an octopus to tea.
I have decided to keep a journal of my thoughts and feelings throughout each day.
A slip and a slide in the snow Felt breathless before I muttered an ow" So I indulged at lunch to ensure I live Diesel wellingtons that make the snow give Way underneath my snazzy covered feet So...