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Our Saviour has a new name And @crowncottage is to blame He smokes maple leaf 'Cos that his belief But he wears a beard just the same This has come to pass From an odd punctuation class This lovely...
Listen, that's my mate Bob He's got an incredible gob With hands to his lips He could ward off ships But large mouths contain lots of flob Oh yes.
My body seems to stall Without its wake up call I cannot see No bloody tea And that's no good at all A thing I really hate Is when the trolley's late Don't know about you I need a brew I really...
We've seen so much as we explore, But there is yet still so much more; Let's press on further, if you agree, Around the Magnificent Maniacal Menagerie...
In the south of Opussia In a city called Spanque They had a strange custom Whenever they drank Their citizens paid experts To caddy their glass By clenching the vessel Twixt cheeks of their arse.
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz buzzzy buzz buzz. Shut up you stupid swot-worthy smudge -to-be. How can something so small have this affect on me?. Get out of my hair you buzz-ridden wannabe.
I'm covered in battle scars Of wars fought and lost You battle through the searing heat To fight at any cost You open the door cautiously Unleash the fires of hell It's like a furnace, waiting...
A wasp. A wasp. A bloody wasp has flown into my house. It flings itself against the windows trying to get out.
It sends a little hum,. Right down to my bum,. Laced with milk and sugar,. It makes my morning quiver,. I slink out of bed -. To the kettle I head,. I silently hope I am not seen,.
Oh Lordy, Lordy I cannot speak, I've taken all the Panadol I can eat, Me teeth are throbbing, and I feel like just sobbing, Oh how I hate that bloody place, Whenever I see it I screw up my face.
Slowly climbing up each stair, Until I reach the big blue chair, Where the man in goggles will glance, Indicating to the chair not giving me much chance.