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- I forgot to live the other day. I woke up dead. Boy, was that a crappy day!... at least I won't be doing that again!!!.
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"am I a troubled kid.. Yeah you could say that" ~~~ Percy Jackson the lightning thief..
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Shouldn't
I shouldn't have to live life thinking how people will hate or like what I wear - Cher Lloyd.
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Doors
"well you know I always say that when one door closes another one opens.". "That's impossible unless they're connected somehow.
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Stupid Does
Stupid is as stupid does-Forrest Gump.
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Stupid Disease
Stupidity isn't a disease but it sure is spreading like one!!- sandy cheeks from spongebob squarepants.
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Doors
Some say when one door closes another opens. I say there are just too many doors..
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Addiction?
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose...
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Tiny Shoes
If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat...
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Grand
"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand".
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The Shiny Power
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."- Oprah Winfrey.
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Fame
“A celebrity is someone who works hard all their life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.” - Fred Allen.
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Pool Etiquette
“Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?”.
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Protection?
“The only true mystery in life is why kamikaze pilots wore helmets” - Al McGuire.
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Panda Pride
I love pandas, they're not racist They're black, white and asian!.
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Very Subtle
"Whoever put the B in subtle deserves a pat on the back".
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Slam Dunk
If thin people go skinny dipping. What do fat people do. The... Chunky Dunk?.
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The girl who is seemed unbreakable, broke. The girl who always laughed, cried. The girl who never stopped trying, finally gave up.
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Dark Times
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night" Steve Martin.
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Early Bird
The early bird might get the worm, But the second mouse gets the cheese..
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Do & Be
"To do is to be" -Nietzsche "To be is to do" -Kant "Do be do be do" -Sinatra.
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Pinch Of Salt
“I always take life with a pinch of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.”.
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Sister Jude
"A sexual deviant, a Mexican and a pinhead won't get far in this storm. I hope they drown".
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Dealing with backstabbers, there's one thing that i've learned. They're only powerful when you got your back turned. ;).
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