Sister
If you eat a watermelon seed, a watermelon will grow in your belly!.
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Bull Joke
Why did the bull wear a bell. Because her horn was not working!!!:-).
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beer
when I'm under 10 mom : what you want to buy?. chocolate?. me : candies too mom !. :) when I'm 20 mom : so, what you want to buy?. me : i goes for beer !!.
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i need a pee
a little boy got out of his bed and went into his mothers room her woke her up and said mum can you take me to the bathroom ( their toilet was downstairs) she said okay tell me what you did at school...
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Joke
What did cleo say to rocky the baby blockhead You rock.
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Joke
What's the difference between blup and a piano You can't tune a fish.
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That Awkward Moment
When A Joke Doesn't End The Way You Think It Dinosaur.
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Yay For Jokes
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back. A stick!.
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Untitled
What is brown and sticky. A stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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Am I Really This Old?
9 year olds now have iPads, iPods, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers….
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What Is Birth?
Birth is the only time when child is crying and parents are happy!.
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Bob Billy And Boo
Bob billy and boo were strolling through the the festival and they came across a magician and a slide the magician said "what ever you call out you will land In a big pool of it" so bob went down and...
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Bob Billy And Boo
Bob billy and boo were strolling through the the festival and they came across a magician and a slide the magician said "what ever you call out you will land In a big pool of it" so bob went down and...
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Untitled
Why does a female cat think she's royalty. Because she's a queen..
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Wife And Husband
Wife says " honey , will you still love me when I'm old fat and ugly " Husband replies " of course I do ".
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Frog Hotel
Theres 3 frogs,they want to stay at a hotel so they ask for a room but theres no rooms left so they sleep in the bathroom.They go to bed.one in the sink one in the loo and one in the bath.when they...
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Yo Man
Hey my name is jacqui but u can call me greg.
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Hero Of The Day!
What do you get if you mix a bee with a robot. Buzz Lightyear..
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Untitled
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween. It was for 'tick or tweet'!.
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Joke
Why can't a car play football ....???. Answer: because it only has 1 boot!!!!!.
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LOL
-Do you know what ABCDEFG mean. -No, what. -A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl..
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What's Your Mental Age??
I figured out a way to get away with being immature and random I thought I would share it... 1) what is your age 2) add the numbers together E.g 15 (1+5=6) 3) that's your mental age!. Have fun!!.
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Story's High
Q. Which is the tallest building A. A library because it's so many story's high.
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I WANNA BE A PIE
A guy is going to eat a pie Guy: I wanna be a pie Later on he's a pie Wife: honey no.
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