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There once was a baby named Ben, Who escaped from his little play pen. These rhymes tell a tale, Of what now prevailed, Every night, 'til the grand age of ten.
There was a young lady called Molly, Whose 'bush' was made out of holly, All the men she would 'prick', And she could get no dick, No matter how much she said sorry. #adventchallenge.
Another hug, another kiss,. Another night of simple bliss. This happiness is tempting. This loneliness is losing. My head is spinning round. My heart goes on to pound. Watch me as I lose my feet.
There once was a man who died, His mother then shrieked and cried, She fell down the stairs, Broke one of the chairs, She had broken her hip and her side!.
Ok folks here we go. I said I'd announce when I had enough pieces; I have, so I shall. Here goes...
Yup, it's still with us. Thanks to @carolsgregory for choosing my piece as her winner. Right then... Limerick time people. As many in a piece as you like, or just the one, I don't mind.
Part 3. There's a lady who's far from shy. It's the one and only beautiful Fly. I can't help but stare. At her sexy blond hair. But she's out of my league, I sigh.
Part 2. There's Gaz who's dad was a great soilder. All the girls seem to cry on his shoulder. His words do shine. He's 39. But I thought he looked a lot older.
Part 1 I'll start at the top and that's Leelee He writes great poems for all to see I wanna stay mates So I won't mention his shapes.
There was a woman from Russia, Who liked to steal the butter, And when she did people mutter, Why that woman from Russia. Read it fast or it won't sound very good..
You'll happily take my money, And have the nerve to call me 'buddy". But remove my assurance 'Cos you're not proving your insurance, I need my car, don't infuriate me..
Where ever I go,. I do not seem to appeal to people's tastes,. I guess it's time for me to show them,. That I play hard,. And work harder,. With the most effect,. See how there tastes change,.
The lad wasnt the best at being clean He had some habits quite obscene So to a clinic he went With pills off he was sent The doctor said 'don't go back where you've been'.
#colourchallenge There once was a young country teen Who used an outhouse as a latrine He had a big septic tank But something was rank The discharge was septic green.
#glensbored. There's a big hungry lion named Ted. Who got angry went he wasn't being fed. He escaped from his cage. And was full of rage. But he got shot, so now Ted's dead.
#colour. (Try and say really fast). Here's a story about Mr Brown. A juggling, fire eating, circus clown. But his boss was riled. Because he never smiled. So they called the clown Mr Frown.
@redfae There once was a redhead (that's you), Who was feeling quite terribly blue, For the prospect of cleaning, Sent poor Ally of screaming, Away in her pjs to Waterloo.
There once was a lad named Matt, Who was incredibly fat. Got really greedy, Got diabetes, And that was the end of that..
Here goes... There once was a man called daniel, He had ears like a cocker spaniel, They swished from side to side, One day he cried, When he burnt his ear in the gravy granules.
Morning all. 3 entrants this time, all great limericks, thank you all. But, as a Spanish Scotsman once said, there can be only one... So in time honoured tradition...
-Wrote this when I was young!- There was an old lady called Sarah, Who was a terrible swearer, She said wee, poo and bum, So we tickled her tum, And she peed all the way to Bulgaria!.
Dedicated to my best friend Ellie. The was a young girl called Ellie, Who was very terribly smelly. Her wellies were huge, She's a right scrooge, So we tickled her belly!.
#colourchallenge. There was a young man named Trey. Who's hair was silvery grey. The kids all made fun. Until he bought a gun. He became the silver assassin that day. There once was a man named Liu.
Thank you Sienna for choosing mine as your winning piece. So.... Let's hear what you've got to say about... SILVER Tag 'em #colour and me in the comments please.