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Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?" "I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.
Sven and Ole are visiting a relative in Texas.
The other day, it was my turn to prepare dinner, so I asked my wife to go over to the local market and buy some organic vegetables. She came back rather upset.
2 little dwarfs. Called Barry and jack. Went for a stroll. To the mountain and back. Barry got ill. Feeling real sick. He fell onto a rock. A squat his small dick. Jack started to laugh.
A slightly dopey man buys the new Automatic BMW He drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night it just wont move at all. He tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck.
On the first day of my holiday, I was sitting in a pub having lunch, When I looked around, I thought dear God, is that really what I am seeing.
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence. Lady: what does it look like.
I understand... It's the age...
One day a little girl was watching tv. An incredibly sleazy reality tv show was on at the time. Just as it started getting pretty explicit her parents walked in.
Ok. Prepare for random. I went to school, had a perfectly normal morning and then I go to lunch.
Ok. Prepare for random. I went to school, had a perfectly normal morning and then I go to lunch.
So I'm bringing home the kids after school today My daughters in the back all happy and gay She starts to chatter on, telling me her news Telling me how she fell over as she points at the bruise I'm...
"I love you" Crystal said to Lachlan, Lachlan gave a startled look and said "I, I love you too. They kissed, Dayne and Kelsey were there next to them, they were almost making out.
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
This was the night. So nervous. Please let it come up. Please let it rise to the occasion. Years ago it wouldn't stay down. Would be up in the blink of an eye. Never had any trouble back then.
Omg I can't believe this is happening. She's taking off all her clothes. Down to her underwear already. Dreamed of this for so long. Such a good body. Underwears coming off.
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter.
" A whore. A whore. My condom for a whore. " " Horse" " What. " " It's a horse - and it's not condom it's kingdom " " Are you sure. " " Pretty much " " Well I think it's disgusting. " " What...
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says "Hun I need you to come round, there's this puzzle of a cockerel I'm doing and it's impossible!".
Mr Meerkat was off to work,. When he saw his old friend Ms Stork,. He saw her purse fall from her pocket,. So he picked it up, it was pink and spotted,. He caught up with her and said, "Hello!".
A woman visited her daughter and was shocked to find her lying naked on the sofa,the daughter explained that she was wearing her love dress and whenever she 'wears' it her boyfriend instantly becomes...
Reading helps Tasha To escape and forget. Though she's sad she's not Finished Jane Eyre yet. Suddenly, footsteps, And a boy dressed in blue. "Uh, hello," Tasha says.
Billy asked the teacher if he could have the job of cleaning the board after she'd used it and and the teacher said "only if you can tell me the first three letters of the alphabet".
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.