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Twilight or not to twilight that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to watch or not The vampires and werewolves of Forks, America. to take sides in a sea of decision.
Twilight or not to twilight that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to watch or not The vampires and werewolves of Forks, America. to take sides in a sea of decision.
Postman Pat where are you. I take it your not coming today. I know the transactions all went through, I'm waiting for stuff from eBay. Oh sure, you'll bring me junk mail, and red letters, bills to...
(to the tune "o come all ye faithful") So what were you thinking, Now your rank is sinking. Why would you do it as you know you'd be caught. Friends made to follow, Pride is hard to swallow.
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted links, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites,...
I did NOT make this Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got ticked and began to...
Count Dracula woke with a smile Said, I'm going off blood for a while It's red, thick and gloopy And just sends me loopy It's time for a change of style So with loyalty card in hand Cape left at...
(This, thanks to @RichWithey, is the first of the Rabbit Man stories in verse. Blame Rich and his new rabbit-eared avatar or 'rabbitar.') Saturday in Opusville: The clubs are getting rowdy.
Hero Vs. Villain. Villain says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!. I'm EEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* sorry, hold on...
[explicit content. Contains references to penises.
Now here's the thing about saying firetruck It starts F and it ends with UCK So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck You no longer have to exclaim "OH F**K" Hey look at that they just bleeped...
Books I would like to read: 312 Ways To Die by Sue I Cide A Great Plenty by E Nuff A Stitch In Time by Justin Case A Trip To The Dentist by Howard Hurts A Whole Lot of Cats by Kitt N...
From an old email- Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
The latest classic film to undergo the Hollywood makeover treatment has been announced as being Das Boot.
Anyone remember the Janet & John double-entendre stories that Terry Wogan used to read on his breakfast show. Here's one I wrote. Janet has lost John in the supermarket.
Did anyone actually ASK the Jedi Knights to be the guardians of the Galaxy.
John Cleese Letter to USA To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice...
They roam the streets on two wheels, their laughing and shouting strikes fear into the hearts of the everyday man and woman, soon the pavements we walk on won't be safe, Britain is being taken over...
I am starting a new religion. In my religion, Larry Grayson is Lord of All Things and evil fairies do his bidding here on earth.
There was a man driving home with his son, he was pulled over by a police man and he said BASTARD!!!. His son says 'daddy daddy daddy' what does bastard mean. it means police man, ok.
1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto. The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2.
Enormous Growth of Male Enhancement Market Shows No Signs of Dwindling By Anton Dre II NEW YORK (AJ) -- The male enhancement category of personal care products has been setting records of late and...