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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dogs face he gets mad at you. But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -Steve Bluestone.
Cats claws are given to it to hunt, to fight and to climb trees, but centuries have extended its abilities to shin up curtains, open doors, lift lids, and rearrange the ornaments..
The smallest kitten only needs a week to be in full possession of a house, and it's owners.
Cats are pretty much silent all of their lives, apart from when they are hungry or if they are happy. They prove to us they can speak... But only when they want to. Unlike us humans, we can't stop!.
The guilty dog barks the loudest..
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." ~Josh Billings.
Many say that dogs are man's best friend. But I think that dogs are man's only true friend..
I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands.
You are my heart. - because You're the greatest love I've ever had..
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~ Boosler.
"If you yell at a cat, you're the one who is making a fool of yourself." - ~Unknown.
There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. - Tay Hohoff.
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial proverb.
The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude. ~Robert Brault.
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. ~Dereke Bruce.
"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat.
"Someday I hope to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.".
Benton. Bennnntonnn. Bntn. Oh Jesus Christ!.