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Ok so my friend and her boyfriend split up last night (as you would expect she came into school seriously teary) and we went into assembly (as you do) during said assembly the teacher taking it was...
Fifty shades of . Fifty shades of lube to taste and go, Fifty shades of vibrators set to go, The fifty shades of umbrellas we need, to keep out the fifty shades that plant a seed..
Alright people I thought it would be cool to have a quiz here on Opuss so here it is. So just comment your answers and like and repost so other people can see this too and join.
This is a funny thing for Christians, these are common scenarios made modern. 1 the last supper is now the last sleepover where Jesus and his disciples play truth or dare on peters I-pod.
Today I'm feeling groovy Today I'm feeling great From all this talk of bras on boobies Now tonight I cannot wait See Sarahgamal started it off In a tale of how she wears her tops With bras all...
Warning this is long but worth it.
#bigrant I've been drinking bleach for Bieber.
New Beginnings - Emblem3 Fantasy Chapter 1 It was three in the morning and I coulden't sleep .
Greetings Opussians of Earth. I need your advice. I'm really not sure what to write. I feel repetitive in my writings, and as if I have succumbed to boredom in my pieces.
By now, you may have noticed, Something that I have missed. I write of hate and how I feel, But some of this stuff isn't real. I've never said what I love to you, You will never know what I do.
The Joker's had a makeover, he now looks super cool I preferred him with his purple suit, and how he used to act the fool Adam West was Batman, his acting was far from good But he was miles better...
Dunno what number blog/diary this is so I'm going to start with one.
It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock.
Though many are sure to disagree, there is something sad about something that you love becoming something that everyone loves.
I am from Alaska. And back. A red pony tail. And only one earring. I am from Miami. And cowgirls. Don't-mess-with-Texas. And diamond studs. I am from Kristen. And the painting on my wall. From my art.
(Thinkbox advert song) F-R-I-E-N-D-S do you really need them?Yes If you haven’t got a friend, then you’re just you, There’s half as many things that you can do Who’s going to tell you that you’re...
I have a guilty pleasure, Please don't ask me why; It's seriously cheesy rap, Its certainly not that fly.
I'm just going to give a little rant about Haylor: A lot of people say that they don't like Haylor, and that's ok. Not all people ship certain things.
If I hear that song one more time. To music it's just a total crime. My musical integrity is telling me Run from that song. Turn and flee. It's catchy they say,but so is flu It's crazy they say.
"what do you want?" "mean, but anyways we have a banquet tonight do you want to come?" "sure." I get up and go to the nearest bathroom to fix my hair. It's horrible, I can't do anything with this.
The Queen in 3d. Is it necessary. Just a little gimmick By Sky TV Shades to see 3d Queenie In my living room Sitting next to me I wonder if she Plays C. O. D.
Bonjour. C'est Dimanche. Hello. It's Sunday. Which means it's time for another diary entry, so: Dear Diary...
My writer's block is overcome But my rank's gone down so I've been bummed I felt there was nothing I could do about that But maybe I could have, and was just being a brat. But anyway.
Okay, haylor is now ticking me off. I do not ship it. I do not like it. But. If they're happy, leave them alone and stfu. Cause some people DON'T CARE. No, I do not like Taylor.