In My Book
I was talking to my Muslim friend today and I said, "I think women deserve equal rights to men." He replied "not in my book.".
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Yo mama so old she was Jesus's teacher!.
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Robot Meets Jesus
What did the robot say to Jesus. You may walk on water but I run on batteries!.
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A Joke
A Christian and a Hindu were having breakfast together. When the Christian went to get the margarine, he saw the face of Jesus in the margarine.
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Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe.
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Wait Wha??
If god created the world, who the hell created god?!?.
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Terrorists
Why do terrorists always blow things out of proportions?.
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Nun Joke
Q. What goes black & white, black & white, black & white. A. A nun rolling down a hill. Q. And what goes black & white and says 'hehe!' A. The nun that pushed her..
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Untitled
...so the agent says, “That's one hell of an act. What do you call it?” and the man says, “The Aristocrats!”.
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Easter Message To Pope...
Dear Pope, if my organisation had a rich history of paedophilia I wouldn't drive about in what looks like an ice-cream van..
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Hey Everyone!
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!.
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Jesus Loves You!
Jesus loves you. But if you don't love him back, he will torture you forever in hell..
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Gods Reaction
I wonder if when people are singing hymns God -he/she/it/them/ lets not get into that- reacts in a similar embarrassed yet flattered way which people react while having happy birthday sung to them.
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Devour Everything
Is God omnivorous?.
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Jews
What do you call 3 Jews. ...A crowd of Jews..
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Vegetarian
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian..
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Entertainment
If God is watching us, the least we can do I be entertaining..
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Church
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car..
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Church
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car..
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Mechanics of Life
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness..
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